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I become more an more into baseball as time goes on. I used to watch the Cubs and sort of keep my eye on their news. Then I followed every news story. Now I follow all news and read blogs and know all about their farm system and rumors around trades and everything. If my cat is on the computer chair, I pull another chair over and leave her. She is spoiled.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

One guy to another; they say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. Don’t believe it! My wife has been all three, and I couldn’t see any difference.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

Good, then you can use the hair you shave off there and paste it
above your lip for your mustache.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 9:29 AM
To: Bojarski, Neil
Subject: RE: FW:

i am gonna shave my butt

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

You'll need to shave that off before the party. Soul patch's
didn't exist in 1985/86.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 9:23 AM
To: Bojarski, Neil; VanHorn, Nathan
Cc: Mark Moroni (E-mail)
Subject: RE: FW:

i am gonna have the best soul patch at the party

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

If you just want to grow the mustache along with your "soul
patch" that'd work too.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 9:12 AM
To: Bojarski, Neil; VanHorn, Nathan
Cc: Mark Moroni (E-mail)
Subject: RE: FW:

http://www.drodd.com/images2/Feb1118.jpg

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

Liar. Just imagine how funny it will be with all of us in
mustaches! Maybe you just can't grow one, I guess that's it.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:44 AM
To: VanHorn, Nathan
Cc: Mark Moroni (E-mail); Bojarski, Neil
Subject: RE: FW:

i have never smoken w e e d either

--- "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com wrote:

that might be the lamest thing i've heard you say....we are
all doing it

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:38 AM
To: VanHorn, Nathan
Subject: Re: FW:


dont think so

i already have a soul patch the totally rocks

i am wearing 1985 bears outfit that is gonna rock also

--- "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com wrote:

you growing a beard so you can get a stache for party?

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]
Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:34 AM
To: VanHorn, Nathan
Subject:


my facial hair is bad... real bad. i hope i can go 4 more
weeks with this.

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