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My idea of teamwork is a bunch of people running around doing what I tell them to do. I am having a hard time figuring out if I like jam or jelly better. Dude, the garbage piles up real quick. I like this Bulls team. I have been doing a lot of walking outside even though it is freezing cold and a winter wonderland. My hair doesn't look very good. These snots will not come out of my nose. My cat's breath smells.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com wrote:

Sure sounds like a personal problem..

From: aziola@yahoo.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

the nuts get in my way

--- "Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com wrote:

It's got everything in it.. carmel, nuts, chocolate, nougat-ness..
what more could you want?

From: aziola@yahoo.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

snickers is so overrated

--- "Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com wrote:

Well screw you

:-)

From: aziola@yahoo.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

screw snickers

--- "Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com wrote:

I can not believe that the snickers bar came in at 66 on your list..
that's crazy, snickers deserves to be in the top 10

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