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I think getting a full time job would be good. Shaving is difficult and uncomfortable. I did good at bowling last week. I read all the baseball news I can get my hands on. Like I even know that Tomo Ohka agreed to one-year contract with the Nationals. I almost shaved my soul patch the other day. I am going to drive a car today. It is time to be an adult.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.

Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.
One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

sorry to distract you from your work

--- "Mysliwiec, Jason" <jason.mysliwiec@lehman.com wrote:

I really did...spent the better part of the last two hours looking
at Cubs.com archives.

Nice work, you had me fooled

Jason Mysliwiec

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

that is a joke
that is not real

tell me you didnt think that was real

--- "Mysliwiec, Jason" <jason.mysliwiec@lehman.com wrote:

Saw the cubs thing on your website, but couldn't find the story
on the Cubs website. Is this real? Do you have a link? Congrats!

Jason Mysliwiec

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