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I think Flash should be for Flash-iness not for function. Hi it's me. ziola: When I was little I didn't think about this but shit, I look at me and people that I know that are 26 and everyone is fucked, following the herd, sitting in cubicles, then there are the 25% of people I know big and small, young and old that are unemployed. yeagerhj@WellsFargo.COM when I was little, I thought I'd be married and be taking care of kids by now. So I'm busy rethinking everything I ever had an idea in my head about being 26. Hoping that the people I sent cookbook to today like it. cause that'd be cool if they wanted to publish it. And then it'd be a little more like I imagined. Kindness turned to insult - there was a nice girl that offered and old man seat on L train and he says sarcastically "I am not as old as I look" We live in a fun world where people can make you look like an ass when trying to be nice to you. I get shit done fast and right.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Quarterback Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it. Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won 1 Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."God said, "So, what do you want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house - it's mine."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shin

I agree you on this one. I thought he was talking about the colon, but then I realized when roman wrote about it being over the pee hole that he wasn't (I hope).

Amy Dowsek

that has given me the grossests thoughts in my head right now

thank you.

From: AZiola@focal.com

it is important to play with the colitis when you are giving girls oral loving

Amy Dowsek

she's got ulcers and she's got colitis which is an intestional disorder she was in the hospital for like 2 months last year

From: Mark Moroni

yo amy - does ahneta have a stomach problem?

i could've sworn i heard her talk about medicine she takes for ulcers or something like that.

jshin@focal.com

I eat lots of spicy things b/c a lot of korean food is spicy.

I don't think jalapeño peppers are very spicy at all, but I did think Z's chili was. I liked it though. I didn't think it was too spicy

Amy Dowsek

i think i am building up a big tolerance to spice cause i just had like 20 jalepeno peppers on my sandwich and i didn't think it was spicy at all...and i didn't think z's chili was all that spicy either

jshin@focal.com

Thank you. And don't worry, I won't bring her up either. Her name gives me the willies.

"Mark Moroni"

okay - i'll stop b/c you can always throw samantha in my face and i hate even hearing that name.

jshin@focal.com

If you must, carry on. But just keep in mind that it is making me ill and I have a pretty good memory so I won't forget this conversation.

"Mark Moroni"

aww come on... this could get funny!

jshin@focal.com

okay, that's enough.

"Mark Moroni"

just like on a date when guys help a girl golf or swing a bat.

he can get behind you, and show you how its done.

jshin@focal.com

I don't like where this is going.

"Mark Moroni"

maybe schalk can help you solve that problem.

jshin@focal.com

NO!! Chalk. The guy in the pro shop said that until I learn to hold the ball correctly, it will help my thumb not to stick and so it won't hurt.

"Mark Moroni"

you mean schalk?

jshin@focal.com

I'm going to get some chalk.

"Mark Moroni"

i gotta get a towel first, then we'll work into the glove.

AZiola@focal.com

when are you buying your bowling glove you bowling bitch?

"Mark Moroni"

i don't wanna bowl with more than 5 people on a lane.

its breaks my concentration.

jshin@focal.com

Oh, do we want to invite anyone else? I don't care, but the more people that go, the harder it will be to get lanes b/c we'll need more then one, unless it's early enough.

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