Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Chicago, Illinois park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving hisfriend. A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook."But I'm not a Bears fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook."I'm not a Bulls fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Bulls. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet".
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
what do you like to do more
use that toilet for pee and poo or vomit?
have you ever mistakenly squatted and then vomited all over?
have you ever mistakenly squatted and peed on the floor?
yes but i dont sit on the toilet
does the bathroom at least have those sanitary seats?
then i use it and plug my nose
what if it is an emergency and you can't make it to another toilet?
i don't at work
so where do you go to the toilet?
this email has zbone train written all over it
i could tear one down for you
i think this is fucking rad
please get me a photo of these signs
why don't you tell z, he might find this more interesting than i
you can ask him why
they had to put up signs in our bathrooms to remind people to flush the toilets bizarre