5/5/04: The final decision
was difficult. I had to say goodbye to:
He is going through a difficult time
in his life right now and needed
to be alone with his deepest and most private thoughts.
Johhny Depp is the man for the job! He can clean my house
anytime. Naked of course.
Today is a sad day. I must say good-bye to
Gwen told me that she needed Gavins
powers at home to make a baby so I must grant her wish. It's between
the 2 Johns now.
4/21/04: The men are really
putting forth thier best efforts but three must go. They are
Brad Pitt, although quite sexy while
cooking in only an apron, supports Girls Gone Wild videos and I
can't allow that kind of smut in my home. Alex Gonzalez could probably
get me and my friends great Cubs tickets, but my cleaning schedule
would interfere with the current baseball season. Finally Jason
Lewis, although quite the performer on Sex and the City, just couldn't
get our yard-work done properly. Sorry guys. Work a little harder
and maybe we can audition you for Mildenhood!!!!
4/15/04: The competition is
fierce. I had no idea that so many men wanted
to be house boys! Although they all possess wonderful qualities,
4 must be kicked in the ass to the curb. They are:
I have chosen Mark Wahlberg because
he fooled around with Paris Hilton...DIRTY! Matt Damon has a great
smile but cleaning a bathroom floor does not require dazzling white
teeth. Josh Duhamel is gone because he moved from Pine Valley to
Las Vegas and I don' t think he would be happy here in Geneva cleaning
my house. Then Mark Paul (a.k.a Zach) must go because when tested
on the basics of cooking, failed miserably. What will it take to
find a good house boy around here???
This is the most exciting elimination yet!!! Here are the next 5
boys that must go.
Christian Slater because of the hair.
Davis Beckham because he is prettier than almost all women that
I know. Bill Rancic because I have a strong feeling that he will
be moving to New York soon. Adam Brody just because of that picture!
And finally Nick Lachey because I think Jessica would kill herself
without him! I will miss these boys, but there are plenty more for
me to choose from!
3/31/04: Here are my first
Randy from the Real World
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Jon Bon Jovi
I am sorry to see them go. I think
that any one of these men would make fine "House boys"
but alas, I can only have one. Did you screen these boys on their
cooking, cleaning and massaging skills? Pedicures are also a plus!
Welcome to The Webmistress,
Season 2. We had so much fun with the first Webmistress
about a year ago so we decided to do another one.
This season we have a new Webmistress,
her name is Wendy.
Every week, Wendy is going to narrow
down the field of lovely men until she finds the one she wants to
spend the rest of her life with.