3/26/04: I want to eliminate

Alyssa Milano

I brought both Alyssa and Ali home to meet my parents and I stIll couldn't make up my mInd and to who I was goIng to give the final rose to. It wasn't untIl our last one on one dates that I decided alI was the woman for me. I never realIzed that I could get a lifetime supply of doritos as long as I stuck wIth her. That was enough to reel me in for life.

3/16/04: This week I'm gonna eliminate:

Katie Holmes

I went with katie to her hometown of Capeside. We went on a rowboat ride, but she got seasick and puked on my shoes and I told her, "see ya."

3/9/04: This week I say bye bye to:

Carmen Electra
Charlize Theron
Brooke Burke

This was the most dramatic rose ceremony yet. It seems that Carmen Electra has taken me for a ride. I had deep emotional feelings for her, and the next thing I know I see her on MTV marrying Dave Navarro! What gives? I had to say goodbye to Charlize because the hometown date would be in South Africa and I don't wanna fly that far. Finally, Brooke had to leave because she was just being to catty with the other girls.

3/1/04:

I can't believe it's another rose ceremony. I have diarrhea. Anyway these girls have to go:

Jessica Simpson
Angelina Jolie
Heidi Klum
Elizbaeth Hurley

I had 3 wonderful one on one dates with people who seem really genuine and caring. My group date at the water park was fun as well, but some of the ladies seemed to be more interested in being tan than getting to know me better. Therefore I had to eliminate five of them:

Jennifer Aniston
Anna Kournikiva
Larissa Meek
Cameran
Rachel Bilson

I can't believe I've met so many amazing people in just one weeks time. The decision was difficult for everyone except the olsen twins... who let 17 year olds into this competition for my affection anyways? Here's who i'm gonna eliminate:

Olsen twins
Mandy Moore
Paris Hilton
Natalie Portman
Mischa Barton
Cindy Crawford
Tyra Banks
Denise Richards
Kate Bosworth
Britney Spears

Welcome to The Webmaster, Season 2. We had so much fun with the first Webmaster about a year ago so we decided to do another one.

This season we have a new Webmaster, his name is Roman.

Every week, Roman is going to narrow down the field of lovely girls until he finds the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with.