Clips from Monty Python
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SOLDIER #1 (Michael Palin): "It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
CART-MASTER (Eric Idle): "Bring out your dead!"
ARTHUR (Graham Chapman): "Shut up, will you. Shut up!"
ARTHUR: "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
BLACK KNIGHT: "I'm invincible!"
MONKS: "(chanting) Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. (bonk)"
VILLAGER #3: "Well, she turned me into a newt."
GALAHAD: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
FRENCH GUARD: "You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
KNIGHTS OF NI: "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"
TIM: "Well, that's no ordinary rabbit."
ARTHUR: "Run away!"
SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits"
BRIDGEKEEPER: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
ARTHUR: "In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!"