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  • Who is a meterologists favorite old time gumshoe and super lawyer? Perry Monsoon
  • What does a meteorologist do when he/she suspects he/she might have a sunburn? Initiate a red watch
  • What do you call a long term monkey? A clim-ape
  • How do meteorologists say high? With a heat wave
  • The meteorologist tried to hit the fog but mist.
  • What do you call it when a meteorologist goes fishing? A dry line
  • Why was the meteorologist so sad? He was in a depression
  • The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.
  • Why are there so many lightning storms in Australia? It is after all know as the land down Thunder
  • Which layer of the atmosphere has the most ornately cut hedges? The tropiary-sphere
  • Thermocline, Pycnocline, halocline, Patsy Cline??
  • What do you call a carnivore who studies the atmosphere? A Meat-eorologist
  • It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
  • What is the most common question asked by students of meteorology? When's it dew?
  • What is the farthest from a monkey you can get? The Ape-helion
  • What does a meteorolgoist say when he listens to the radio? Hey, they're playing my sonde.
  • What do you call a stupid cloud? A nimbus-cile
  • Why is sex like a thunderstorm? "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."
  • What plant are meteorologists frond of? The At-moss-sphere
  • Winds are tachy.
  • Weather is a great metaphor for life: sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and there’s nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. Terri Guillemets
  • Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow? The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
  • What does a chess playing meteorologist say when he winds (wins) a game? Cli-mate
  • Which insect has a troposphere, stratosphere, mesoshere and a thermosphere? The Ant-mosphere
  • What is a twilight meteorolgist's favorite mamal? A dusk rat
  • Why was the avalance scientist so lazy? He had no inclination
  • What is a New England meteorologists favorite soup? Calm Chowder
  • What is a common name among meteorologists? Lee
  • When the fog burns off it won’t be mist.
  • Why was solar radiation fired? For being Insolate
  • Who is the relative of a meteorologist? His Auntie Cyclone
  • Do they hail to the Chief??
  • How does a meteorologist get money? He takes out a cyc-loan
  • What is measured by a slow meteorologist? The laps rate
  • What did hercules study? Hydra-ology
  • What did the atmospheric scientist get on his exam? An F0
  • What is a meteorolgists favorite reptile? A blizzard
  • What does a meteorolgoist call a great quantity of things along the same line? An Iso-plethora
  • Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? Not cool.
  • What was a REALLY bad meteorologist sci fi/ horror flick? Attack of the Killer Tornados (Tomatoes)
  • What is the motto of a meteorologist? To Air is human
  • A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
  • Why is a huricane like a cyclops? They both only have one eye
  • What do you call a doctor near water wind and a low pressure? The storm surge-on
  • What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
  • If the temperature of two rising air masses were measured simultaneously, would that be a co-lapse rate (collapse rate)??
  • How do meteorologists type? In polar fonts
  • Why do weather scientists like flying mammals? Because they like all things adia-Bat-ic
  • How do feudal atmospheric scientists tell what the air pressure is? With a Baron-meter
  • How do meteorologists deal with long term weather? They Koppen
  • Lightning storms can be very striking.
  • The brightest day of the week is Sun-day
  • What is the favorite movie of a meteorologist? Gust busters
  • What is a meteorology song by Eric Clapton? Albedo Albedo (Alberta Alberta)
  • In which layer can you find the most relatives of mice? The St-Rat-osphere
  • Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
  • If English majors are concerned with rough drafts, what are meteorologists concerned with? Up drafts
  • What is a meteorologists bank account? A down draft
  • How does an equatorial meteorologist keep rhythm? By beating a dol-drum
  • Why is a meteorologist never on time? Because so much of what they do is Late-nt heat
  • What's worse than an earthquake ravaging a city? The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away! What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach. 
  • The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.
  • Why do RADAR technitions not like wearing pants made of small bits of metal? To much Chaffing
  • If "pre" means before, "post" means after, and "inter" means during, shouldn't rain then be called intercipitation??
  • What do you call a genetic copy of a meteorologist? A cy-clone
  • What is the favorite breakfast food of an avalanche scientist? Eggs and Beacon
  • What is the Beauty and the Beast theme song for meteorology? Be our gust be our gust be our gust
  • What is a work by Samual Colderidge that talks about a frozen sailor? The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
  • Why do high pressures have so much money? Because they are ridge.
  • What do you call an average weather scientist? Meteor-cre
  • Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
  • I’m going to be discussing global warming next week, it’s quite a heated topic.
  • What does a climatologist tell someone who is nosey? This is Nin`o business
  • What is a popular sailing movie among meteorologists? Mass-ter and command-Air
  • Where does a meteorologist get a drink? At the Iso-bar
  • Do meteorologists hail taxis??
  • Which layer is commonly mapped by the USGS? The TOPO sphere
  • Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
  • He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold.
  • How wide at the base is Lady Liberty? One Statue Mile
  • Why is a meteorolgist so good at rope work? They measure knots
  • The meteorologist specialized in temperatures
  • If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.
  • Why did the Thunder storm take material out of a backpackers pack? He was lightning his load
  • What does a meteorologist practice with his/her kids? Trough love
  • What does a meteorologically inclined extra-terrestrial say? ET fohn home
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  • Where does a cryologist eat the meal before supper? On an ava-lunch
  • When snow falls, nature listens.
  • What game do meteorologists play? Hygrometer and go seeketer
  • How do meteorologists tell time? With a weather watch
  • If weather invades, is it an inversion??
  • Which layer walks with pride? The Strut-osphere
  • What lives beneath a lime? A sub-lime-nation
  • What do you get if you mix a glaciologist with a fencer? An avalunge
  • Who was a Scottish weather philosopher? David Hume-id
  • What does a meteorologist eat with? A ty-spoon
  • News of a coming flood was leaked.
  • Why did the meteorolgist erroneously predict the water saturation of the air? Because he is only humid
  • What would a weather scientist say to imply that you must now face the consequences of your actions? You've made your al-bed-o now sleep in it!
  • Who is the antagonist is the meteorological version of Star Wars? Darth Vapor
  • LA has instigated a no Hazing law.
  • Where do storms go to church? An air mass
  • Why do non geostrophic winds fight dirty? Because they are always giving low blows
  • What do you call the residual weather phenomena after a herd of cattle have past? A ruminant low.
  • How do meteorologists make circuts? In parallel or Cirrus.
  • What does a meteorologist call a pigsty? Squall-or
  • What does one meteorolgist say to another? You're gust is as good as mine.
  • Why do cookie loving scientists love mountains? Because the like to study oreo-graphic uplift
  • What is a meteorologists sign? Virga
  • If they are healthy are they looking hail or is it hail-thy
  • What do you call a horse that carries meteorolgical gear? A snowpack mule
  • Who is the favorite poet of a meteorologist? Robert Frost
  • What did the father air mass say to the son air mass? Now son, Don't blow this
  • What is a favorite weather book by Jon Swift? Gully washers travels
  • What are meteorologists afraid of? The atmos-fear
  • What do you call a flower like sessile sea organism that measures the wind? An Anenomometer
  • What is a cloud scientists favorite comic book? Calvus and Hobbes
  • What do you call a human eating wind? canabalic
  • The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment. It was white on time.
  • What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A cloud!
  • How do you grow a cloud? By seeding it
  • How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
  • Which layer of the atmosphere is easiest for a meteorologist to span? The staddle-sphere
  • The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
  • How does a glaciologist climb a building? With a graupeling hook