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Vegetable Puns

Everyone loves a good old pun. puns for our Vegetable pun


I love me some vegetable puns:

  • Hey! There you go. I carrot believe you thought you'd lost them!
  • How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Give us a squeeze!”
  • Yep, that makes it peasier
  • We here don't carrot all that you're annoyed.
  • Cool story brah...ccoli.
  • Do you have Alzheimer's? You should talk to your doctor and be a dressing this issue!
  • When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!
  • Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties? Because they are such fungis
  • Lettuce hope that we can kale this thread before it leeks onto other threads. Stop if you carrot all about reddit.
  • Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
  • I'd try to one up you with a better one, but I don't carrot all
  • Omg people lettuce cease this infantile behavior.....
  • What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
  • What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!
  • Olive you so much it hurts.
  • My pun will squash every other pun in these comments.
  • 24 Carrot Comedy Gold
  • Seriously, I yam so annoyed by all these lame puns.
  • Beets me where you put them.
  • Mush Ado About Nothing
  • Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
  • You animals should be locked up in a zoo...kini.
  • What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean
  • Oh yeah my bad, peasier
  • Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…
  • Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom…