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Tea Puns

Absolutely hillarious tea one-liners! Large collection of best tea one-line jokes


I need some tea puns

  • What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
  • How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
  • If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.
  • What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
  • The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness.
  • What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
  • The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
  • Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.
  • Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was water way before it was cool.
  • There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
  • I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.
  • The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creativi-TEA.
  • What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
  • Where there is tea, there is hope!
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • Many people who drink tea in the morning love the way that their breath smells mint-TEA fresh.
  • What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
  • Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.
  • Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
  • Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
  • Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
  • Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
  • Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.
  • She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
  • Defence lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!
  • What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
  • It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
  • Those smart travellers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.
  • The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.
  • When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.
  • People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.
  • The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
  • What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.
  • It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!
  • The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
  • Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe?
  • Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
  • The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
  • What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
  • What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
  • One reason may tea drinkers get in trouble at the clubs is because they tend to be very naught-TEA.
  • How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
  • I have been visiting the same tea shop for twenty years. That’s what I call long java TEA.
  • People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
  • She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.
  • What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
  • When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.
  • The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”
  • Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.
  • What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
  • Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of this beverage.
  • What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
  • What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.
  • People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.
  • What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
  • If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
  • It is time to get this par TEA started! Right?
  • Hockey players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-TEA during their games.
  • One of the reasons more politicians should be drinking this hot beverage is because it will give them honest-tea.
  • According to Yada, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
  • Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
  • If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.
  • God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
  • When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.