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Summer Puns

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  • When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.
  • What did the beach say as the tide came in?
  • It loafed around
  • Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
  • What's the new summer pirate movie rated?
  • Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? – A fsh.
  • Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.
  • To make up for his lousy summer
  • How do teddy bears keep their dens cool in the summer?
  • What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
  • Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
  • Where do ants go for vacation?
  • The Baa-hamas
  • Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish.
  • he hand surgeon went to the ophthalmologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
  • What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
  • What do you call a snowman in July? – A puddle.
  • Why did the robot go on vacation?
  • Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
  • Why did the dog stay in the shade?
  • What does a bee do when it is hot?
  • To the DOCK
  • It's rated ARRRRRR
  • And then I wondered why the sky was getting further and further away..
  • It did not want to be a hot dog
  • They use bear conditioning
  • What is the best day to go to the beach? – SUNday.
  • Frants
  • Why are gulls named seagulls?
  • What does a bee do when it is hot? – He takes off his yellow jacket.
  • Long time no sea
  • What did the bread do on summer vacation?
  • What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?- Show me your mussels.
  • What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost..
  • He needed to recharge his batteries
  • What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!
  • Where did the sheep go on vacation?
  • Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
  • Which letter is the coolest? – Iced t.
  • What holds the sun up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
  • I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience.
  • I wondered why the ball was getting closer and closer...then it hit me
  • Why did the man love his barbecue? Because it was the grill of his dreams
  • If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels
  • What race is never run? – A swimming race.
  • He takes off his yellow jacket
  • What do sheep do on sunny days? – Have a baa-baa-cue.
  • Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
  • Where does a ship go when it's sick?