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Star Wars Puns

Stupid Star Wars Puns You'll Feel Bad For Laughing At.


Funny Star Wars Puns. They've recently announced the cast for the new Star Wars movie.

  • Do you know when a woman becomes a jedi? When she's good and Reydy.
  • I threw a stormtrooper into the lake and he sunk like a clone.
  • What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage? A Han Solo
  • What kind of car takes you to a Jedi? A ToYoda.
  • What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
  • Unless you're a Jedi and it's a lightsaber, nothing looks good hanging off your belt.
  • What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice? PadaJuan.
  • What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  • What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water? It gets wet.
  • What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!
  • What is a jedi's favorite toy? A yo-yoda
  • What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? Bubba Fett
  • What did Yoda say when he gave Luke Skywalker his first car? May the PORSCHE be with you!
  • Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday? He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
  • Comic Con should be on May the 4th.
  • Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road? Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
  • Sticks and Clones may break my bones, but Finn will never hurt me.
  • Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter
  • What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
  • Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang Solow!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like Star Wars, there's something wrong with you.
  • What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
  • What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be
  • Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow? Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
  • What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? The appetizer.
  • What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? "The"
  • Why did Yoda cross the road? Because the chickens Forced him to.
  • What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire? Wookieeleaks
  • I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
  • What did Santa Claus say to the young padawan? Merry The Force Be With You.
  • Life would be better if instead of arguing, people lightsaber battled each other.
  • What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase? A Hand Solo!
  • yo mama so hairy she's related to chewbacca.
  • What's the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant? The Ackbar.
  • What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.
  • How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  • Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
  • I had a wookie burger last night. It tasted alright but the meat was a bit chewie.
  • How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  • What do you call two suns fighting each other? Star Wars
  • What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones
  • What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
  • How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive? Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
  • How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel? None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.
  • The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
  • Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  • Why is a Jedi knight never lonely? Because the force is always with him.
  • What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos? Obi-Juan Kenobi
  • What do you call a fight between film actors? Star wars!
  • Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patience.
  • Why is Han such a loner? Because he's Solo.
  • What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? Its a little on the DARK side.
  • What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.
  • Because they were too BOOT-iful!
  • As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? "When You Wish Upon A Death Star".
  • Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends.
  • Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? At the Darth Maul, of course.
  • What do you call a female Mandalorian? A Womandalorian.
  • What do you call a Sith rock star? Darth Vedder.
  • Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
  • What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee? Chewie!
  • Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieleaks
  • What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A Sithy.
  • How many Alderaanians does it take to change a light bulb? None,they were all destroyed by the death star.
  • Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
  • Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  • Why did episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
  • You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color lightsaber they choose.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
  • What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi
  • Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt
  • What do they serve at a Rebel Alliance cantina? Jyn and Juice.
  • How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing? He'd Wedge himself in.
  • Why do Stormtroopers listen to Megan Trainor? Because "They're all about that base, 'bout that base, no rebels."
  • I don't like gluten-free wookiee treats..... they're a little Chewy.
  • How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies
  • What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? Han So-high
  • If at first you don't succeed, get a lightsaber and try again.
  • Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula? To get to the other dementia.
  • Why do Twi'leks like to flip coins? So that they can say, "Heads or tails!"
  • Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? The ship might crack up.
  • What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.
  • Why do vornksrs stop slowly? They're afraid of whiplash.
  • Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
  • Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? Obi Wan Baloney.
  • Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam? In a Jar-Jar.
  • Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant? Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
  • When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? In the Sith Grade.
  • Who tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe
  • How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  • What do you say to a Wampa during the holidays? Merry Hoth-mas.
  • What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.
  • What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A bow TIE.
  • So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “that’s no moon.”
  • What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  • What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  • What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  • Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  • A woman doesn't become a jedi, until she's good and Reydy.
  • What do you need to reroute droids? R2-Detour!
  • Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? It was dead.
  • Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats? I heard they are a little Chewy.
  • How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer the dark side.
  • Why does Leia wear buns on her head? In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
  • Why did Han Solo kill Limp Bizkit? "He did it all for the wookie!"
  • What do Jawa's have that no other creature in the galaxy has? Baby Jawas.
  • What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2
  • Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."
  • What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? Do well, you will do!
  • Why happened when the dog attacked the Jedi? The Jedi got darth mauled.
  • Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? Because he's always a little short.
  • What do you call someone who doesn't like the dark side? Darth Hater.
  • And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab? Because he’s always a little short.
  • Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends!
  • I heard Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate a whole Pizza......Hut.
  • Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes? To get to the other side.
  • Why do you call a stormtrooper in an ice cream truck? Snow clone.
  • How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key
  • What do you get when you cross a sith lord with an elephant? An elevader.