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Skeleton Puns

Puns about Skeleton - Misc. Skeleton Puns


I love me some skeleton puns:

  • That skeleton just can not eat high school cafeteria food because he doesn’t have the stomach for it
  • Johnny got yelled at by his skeleton mother because he was always calling his little brother a numb-skull
  • A skeleton is always looking for new friends because they tend to be bonely
  • The reason the sleepy skeleton could not make it to work today was because he was bone tired
  • The winner of the skeleton beauty contest was no body
  • The reason the skeleton could not lie to his mother was because she could see right through him
  • The reason that the skeleton is always so calm is because nothing can get under his skin
  • The manager at the restaurant told all the skeletons dining to bone-appetit
  • The reason the skeleton never was able to ask anyone on a date was because he didn’t have a back bone
  • You will never see two skeletons fight each other because they simply don’t have the guts
  • Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely.
  • The skeleton was being picked on at school and now his mother had a bone to pick with the principal
  • What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
  • The skeleton used shin-gles to repair his roof.
  • These aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTONmore!
  • What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
  • Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it? Yeah, He only loves every bone in your body....
  • What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? Jump out of your skin and join him!
  • That old skeleton is always complaining about her aching bones
  • The reason the skeleton loves to play tic tac toe is because they are XO skeletons
  • I felt bad for the skeleton that went to the party because he had no body to dance with
  • Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
  • I'm not fat. I'm just big boned! I'm so lazy, I'm bone idle!
  • A skeleton who rings the door bell on your house is considered to be a dead ringer
  • One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs
  • If a skeleton stands too close to a fire he becomes bone dry
  • Skulls are always single because they have no body!
  • Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
  • We had to stop inviting the skeleton over for dinner because the only thing he ever wanted was ribs
  • What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
  • Tami had to hang all the decorations this holiday because her husband is simply a lazy bones
  • Trying to reassemble the skeletons of prehistoric animal is considered to be a mammoth undertaking
  • They had to place the skeleton in jail simply because he was bad to the bone
  • What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
  • My brother always works himself down to thebone!
  • A skeleton who is always telling lies is considered to be a phoney-ba-boney
  • The skeleton who robbed the bank was not worried about the police because he knew they could not pin anything on him
  • The baby skeleton kept asking for his bottle to be filled because it was always bone dry
  • Never invite a skeleton to a barbecue because they will grab all the ribs
  • What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shin-gles!
  • The only way that you could make a skeleton laugh is by tickling his funny bone
  • A skeleton was rushed to the hospital in pain, so they had to remove his ghoul stones
  • Have you seen my brother? I have a BONE to pick with him.
  • The reason it is so noisy at the graveyard is because of all the coffin
  • The skeleton snake is known as the rattler
  • Skeletons love win that have a little body to it
  • The skeleton who had foot stolen by a dog was left without a leg to stand on
  • The romantic skeleton told his girlfriend that he loved every bone in her body
  • How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
  • Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones.
  • What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS.
  • That skeleton was a perfect addition to the band because he knew how to rock the sax-a-bone
  • The skeleton quit the football team because he said his heart wasn’t in it
  • Skeletons had their mail delivered in the old days by bony express
  • The world’s famous skeleton detective is Sherlock Bones
  • My brother truly is a numbSKULL.
  • When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
  • Make no bones about it, last night was rough at work because all we had was a skeleton crew
  • That skeleton did not like the Italian food because he just doesn’t have the stomach for it
  • But first, let me take a Skelfie.
  • Make no bones about it, the skeleton is the best man for working at the bone yard
  • Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
  • The skeleton really didn’t mind the wind at all because it went right through him
  • Fighting with a skeleton at the cemetery would be a grave mistake
  • Over the dining table there was a shin-delier in the skeleton house
  • That picky skeleton will only eat his food off of bone-china
  • If you see my skeleton brother would you let him know that I have a bone to pick with him
  • The father skeleton comes home from work exhausted because he works himself to the bone
  • The skeleton can always keep the family on budget because they live bare bones
  • Last night the skeleton couldn’t come out to play because he decided to bone up for that exam tomorrow
  • The skeleton used his tax money to buy a motorcycle because he was bone to be wild
  • The skeleton climbed up the tree because the dog was trying to get his bones
  • On a recent trip to the restaurant, the skeleton was overheard ordering some spare-ribs
  • Skeletons will never use cell phones, they prefer to use cell bones
  • Papyrus doesn't like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn't have the stomach for it!
  • In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool HedgeSkull-ture.
  • My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
  • If you see a skeleton dancing you should jump out of your skin and join him
  • Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
  • We only have two skeleton teachers working at our school, the one is humerus and the other very sternum
  • What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
  • The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone
  • Man, these jokes aren't even that humerus.
  • These jokes are very bare bones
  • The only way that you can imprison a skeleton is in a rib cage
  • The reason the skeleton loves the pogo stick is because they have a rattling good time on it
  • The only way you can unlock the door at the haunted house is with a skeleton key