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  • A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little boulder.
  • When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
  • I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
  • A janitor with a broom in hand swept her off her feet.
  • Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.
  • When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
  • Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
  • I loaf you.
  • Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, your personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type.'
  • To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his bum.
  • You’ve got a pizza my heart.
  • An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
  • Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.” Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
  • Two cannon balls got married and had BBs.
  • This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
  • I want to taco ’bout how amazing you are.
  • My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.
  • Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean.
  • Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren’t married to me.
  • Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? They're great at hitting it off.
  • Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
  • What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Cantelope.
  • Did you shrink shorter? - cuz before you were as high as me.. now you are in my heart.
  • Are you a camera..? - cuz you always makes me smile :D
  • Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
  • I should arrest you for a theft. - cuz you stole my heart.
  • My wife tells me I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe a word she says.
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  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • You know you’re getting old when your wife says, “Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “I can’t do both.”
  • Careful on getting home, you may be lost. - cuz you will be on my mind.
  • Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
  • I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
  • A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.
  • God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
  • Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
  • You make miso happy.
  • Black widow to mate: I met my last husband on the web
  • A girl and her boyfriend went to a party dressed as a barcode. They were an item.
  • Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
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  • Are you a battery charger? - cuz you are the only one that gives me energy
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  • Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
  • Where were you last night? GIRL: (any place) Boy: Oh that's why. Cuz you weren't on my dreams. :D
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  • He tried to get her to marry him to no a-veil. 
  • I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
  • My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
  • there are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye
  • Why did the proton blush? It was positively attracted to the electron.
  • What's your height? - so i would know how big my Christmas sock would be so Santa would know what i want for Christmas.
  • A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
  • A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” His wife says, “Take half and leave your ass!” The man replies, “Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!”
  • When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.
  • It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
  • A man comes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, and asks, “What is this?!?” The wife turns to her lover and says, “See, I told you he was stupid!”
  • Too many little digs send a marriage to an early grave.
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • All you knead is love.
  • The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.
  • Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
  • To many girls think the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
  • Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
  • Did you grow taller? - cuz before you were in my heart, now you are in my mind.