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River Puns

Everyone loves a good old River pun. puns for our River Puns


See some river puns:

  • How do you get two whales in a car? Down the M4 then over the river Severn.
  • Why didn’t the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
  • My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
  • What do you call the small tributaries of the main river in Cairo? Juveniles.
  • I like the scenery around river valleys. Some are absolutely gorges.
  • Why did the River need Jesus?
  • Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
  • A chap jumped in the river in Paris. Local police say he’s in Seine.
  • Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
  • It was Dammed.
  • Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
  • Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
  • Her flow wouldn't stop.
  • How do you get a pen across a river? Biro-ing.
  • I thought I saw a river, but I was mistaken. I must be getting see nile.
  • Water-skiing can be a drag sometime.
  • For illegal streaming.
  • The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
  • A chap jumped in the river in Cairo. Local police say he’s in de Nile.
  • There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
  • It had dealings in multiple banks.
  • Why was the River arrested?
  • Pier pressure keeps a dock floating above water.
  • Why was the River investigated by the CRA?
  • I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
  • Why did the River go to the doctor?
  • Love watching rivers on the internet. Was watching a live stream earlier.
  • The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.
  • Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.