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Rain Puns

Puns about Rain - Misc. Rain Puns


I love me some rain puns:

  • During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
  • Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle.
  • What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear
  • It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
  • How can you wrap a cloud? with a rainbow.
  • What is the Mexican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale.
  • A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rainto her bridal shower.
  • What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!
  • How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
  • What did the hail storm say to the roof? Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.
  • What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
  • What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? My plop is bigger than your plop.
  • Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  • After a tiring game in the rain a referee likes to wet his whistle.
  • Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR
  • Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets
  • Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain? She was waiting to cash her rain check!
  • As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.
  • Why is sex like a thunderstorm? "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."
  • The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.
  • What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Foul (fowl) weather.
  • The weather man said there won't be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
  • To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining!
  • The winds of change are raining coins of copper gold and silver.
  • It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
  • What did the evaporating raindrop say? I'm going to pieces.
  • What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend.
  • I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
  • What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation? Reign!
  • During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
  • What goes up when the rain comes down? An Umbrella.
  • Where do lightning bolts go on dates? To cloud 9
  • I was once camping in the mountains, when it rained. I had to runoff.
  • What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!
  • When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.
  • What often falls but never gets hurt? Rain
  • Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
  • Seemed to be raining coins last night. I suspect that’s what they mean by some change in the weather.
  • I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance.
  • What do you call a months worth of rain? England
  • I’m saving for a rainy day. So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.
  • What's the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
  • The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
  • The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.
  • What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation? Hail!
  • When is Monday coming? MonSoon!
  • How do thunderstorms invest their money? In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
  • How do you get a latte in the rain forest? Use your Amazon card.
  • How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other
  • What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
  • What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud
  • Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.