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Pool Puns

Everyone loves a good old pool pun. puns for our Pool Puns


See some pool puns:

  • What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer? Pool-ups!
  • Why wasn't the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? Because it was a man-eating shark!
  • Why can male elephants swim whenever they want? They always have trunks with them!
  • Why did the teacher jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!
  • Everything's better when you're wet.
  • Where do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Eerie! AquaMobile Funny Aquatic Puns
  • Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions? Because they don’t like meets.
  • What's the hardest thing about wearing a speedo? Telling your parents that your gay!
  • How do swimmers clean themselves? They wash up on shore!
  • Where do zombies like to go swimming? The Dead Sea
  • What kinds of jokes do turtles tell? Shell-arious ones!
  • What race is never run? A swimming race.
  • Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? Because they might let down their trunks.
  • In which direction does a chicken swim? Cluck-wise!
  • What did the ice cube say to the glass of water? I was water before it was cool!
  • What do you call a swim team made up of blondes? Hydrogens.
  • What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.
  • What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless
  • You can always breathe later
  • Why do squirrels swim on there back? To keep their nuts dry!
  • What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener? One with great seed times!
  • Why can elephants swim whenever they want? They always have their trunks! AquaMobile Funny Aquatic Puns Elephant
  • What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common? They both use drills!
  • Why do dolphins only swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  • What kind of stroke can you use on toast? BUTTER-fly!
  • Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke? She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.
  • What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Swims
  • What is a polar bear's favorite stroke? Blubber-fly!
  • What is the best exercise for swimmers? Pool-ups!
  • Where do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Eerie
  • Where do fish keep their money? In river-banks! AquaMobile Funny Aquatic Puns Where Do fish keep thier money
  • What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit? Tide!
  • What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Frosted Flakes.
  • Did you hear about the slow swimmer? He could only do the crawl.
  • Why did the swimmer go back in time? Because he was doing the backstroke!
  • How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other? They Wave!
  • What did the blonde write on the bottom of her swimming pool? No smoking!
  • What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
  • I do pool-ups everyday..
  • Why is swimming like sex? When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad.....it's still pretty good.
  • Why can't elephants go swimming? Because they always lose their trunks!
  • What kind of dive are infantry men best at? Cannon-ball
  • What stroke do sheep enjoy doing? The baaaackstroke!
  • Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it's easier to swim in water!
  • What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went swimming? Glass Flippers. AquaMobile Funny Aquatic Puns Cinderella Flippers
  • Why did the vegetarians stop swimming? They didn't like meets!
  • Try to dive deeper
  • What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved. AquaMobile Funny Aquatic Puns Beach waves
  • Why did the girl have problems swimming? She didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
  • I don't have any but you can probably think of something if you pool your resources.
  • How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.