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Pizza Puns

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.


After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita.

  • How do you know if you?re in love? If they steal a pizza your heart!
  • Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played!
  • Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  • What type of person doesn?t love pizza? A weirDOUGH.
  • When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After they have a very frank relationship!
  • What?s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can?t be topped!
  • What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomatosaurus
  • What is a dog's favorite pizza? PUParonni!
  • What's the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!
  • I used to run a pizza restaurant called ?Calzone?? but it folded.
  • What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZZZZZZZZa
  • What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.
  • What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? It's slice to meet you!
  • How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
  • What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
  • What did the boss say to the pizza at their meeting? There's mushroom for everybody!
  • What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me?
  • What's the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? Pizzas are good.
  • Why was the pizza shop not doing well? They just weren?t rolling in the dough.
  • What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!
  • Waiter, will my pizza be long? "No sir, it will be round!"
  • What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can't be topped!
  • What does an anteater like on his pizza? ANTchovies
  • Where do pepperonis go on holiday? The leaning tower of ?pizza of course.
  • Why is a pizza better than Justin Bieber? Everything's better than that piece of shit.
  • Waiter, will my pizza be long? No sir, it'll be round.?
  • What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry mate, I?m just too mature for you!
  • What's your dogs favorite kind of pizza? PUPeroni
  • Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
  • How did the hipster burn his mouth? He took a bite of his pizza before it was cool!
  • Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind? it?s too cheesy!
  • What do you call a sleeping pizza? a piZZZZZZa.
  • What does an aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
  • How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza
  • What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner? A pizza his mind.