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Pithy Sayings

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  • An Englishman’s home is his castle.
  • Easier said than done.
  • Divide and rule.
  • Enough is as good as a feast.
  • Punctuality is the art of making sure you'renever later than the boss.
  • The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm.
  • A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink. John Heywood
  • A hard beginning maketh a good ending. John Heywood
  • Alter the sentence "bound over" to bend over.
  • All’s fair in love and war.
  • Friendship is the one bright light, that keeps on burning day and night.
  • All things must pass.
  • Not only are children a comfort in one's old age,they help one to reach it much sooner.
  • Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
  • After a Good Dinner, One Can Forgive Anybody, Even One’s Own Relatives
  • A cure for vandalism.
  • Behind every great man there’s a great woman.
  • Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. Proverbs 17:28
  • Butter would not melt in her mouth. John Heywood
  • Sarcasm is My Super Power
  • Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
  • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
  • A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands.
  • A profit is not without honour in any country.
  • Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched.
  • All good things come to he who waits.
  • Too many square meals make too many round people.
  • A stitch in time saves nine.
  • Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  • A man’s home is his castle.
  • Don’t spoil the ship for a hap worth of tar.
  • Don’t wash your dirty linen in public.
  • Better die with honor than live with shame.
  • Clogs to clogs in three generations.
  • A bachelor is a man who has failed to embrace his opportunities.
  • Ask no questions and hear no lies.
  • A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
  • Every man is his own worst enemy.
  • Empty vessels make the most noise.
  • Attack is best form of defense.
  • Better safe than sorry.
  • Not all men are fools, Some are bachelors.
  • A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse.
  • Don't look for flaws as you go through life, and even if you find 'em T'is wise and kind to be somewhat blind, and seek for the virtues behind 'em.
  • A rolling stone gathers no moss.
  • Don’t keep a dog and bark yourself.
  • As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.
  • A new broom sweeps clean.
  • A penny saved is a penny earned.
  • Beauty is only skin-deep.
  • Death closes all doors.
  • Enough is enough.
  • Do not wear out your welcome.
  • As soon as man is born he begins to die.
  • Don’t go near the water until you learn how to swim.
  • A person is known by the company he keeps.
  • The well-oiled nut behind the steering wheel is the most unreliable part of the car.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  • Business before pleasure.
  • Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t know.
  • Death always comes too early or too late.
  • Curiosity killed the cat.
  • A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
  • We are all cast in the same mould, some being mouldier than others.
  • April showers bring May flowers.
  • Children are poor men’s riches.
  • The opinions expressed by the husband of this house do not always represent the views of the management.
  • All is well that ends well. John Heywood
  • Don’t put new win into old bottles.
  • A picture paints a thousand words.
  • All the world loves a lover.
  • A place for everything and everything in its place.
  • Leave Me Alone. I’m Only Talking to My Cat Today
  • Every dog has his day.
  • As you make your bed, so must you lie in it.
  • Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  • Fair is Where You Get Cotton Candy
  • The best way to kill time is to work it to death.
  • Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That
  • Count your blessings.
  • Dead men have no friends.
  • Man is of clay, but it takes a woman to make a mug of him.
  • A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
  • All you need is love.
  • Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old.
  • A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
  • Dead men tell no tales.
  • A house is not a home.
  • The ideal husband is one who washes up when asked, and dries up, when told.
  • Advice when most needed is least heeded.
  • Comparisons are odious.
  • Cold hands, warm heart.
  • Every man has his price.
  • All that glitters is not gold.
  • A leopard cannot change its spots.
  • Boys will be boys.
  • Do as you would be done by.
  • Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.
  • A woman’s place is in the home.
  • One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
  • An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
  • Many a little mug has grown to be a big pot.
  • Every man has his faults.
  • A penny for your thoughts. John Heywood
  • Death is the great leveler.
  • Doubt is the beginning not the end of wisdom.
  • Better to be alone than in bad company.
  • Crime does not pay.
  • Barking dogs seldom bite.
  • Every family has a skeleton in the closet.
  • A fool and his money are soon parted.
  • Blood is thicker than water.
  • Don't despise the little things, often the mosquito is more bother than the elephant.
  • Beggars can’t be choosers. John Heywood
  • Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
  • Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
  • Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
  • A wife is a great consolation to a man in all the troubles a bachelor never has.
  • Kindness is something we receive and have to pass along in order to keep it.
  • Don’t burn your bridges behind you.
  • Age is in the mind, not the calendar.
  • A man is known by his friends.
  • Easy come, easy go.
  • Charity begins at home.
  • Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
  • A bachelor is one who hesitates before all is lost.
  • Always Remember You’re Unique. Just Like Everyone Else
  • A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
  • A worthy woman is far more precious than jewels, strength and dignity are her clothing.
  • The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, and the rest, willing to let them.
  • No road is long with good company.
  • Tread often the path to thy friend's house lest weeds grow to obscure thy way.
  • Better late than never.
  • Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
  • Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
  • A friend in need is a friend indeed.
  • A man is known by the company he keeps.
  • Don’t upset the apple-cart.
  • Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
  • A problem shared is a problem halved.
  • A good man is hard to find.
  • All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
  • Nevermore
  • Every picture tells a story.
  • A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
  • Cleanliness is next to godliness.
  • Don’t try to teach your Grandmother to suck eggs.
  • Money never buys friends, it only hires them.
  • Don’t try to walk before you can crawl.
  • Christmas comes but once a year.
  • A friend is one who knows all about you, and loves you just the same.
  • Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.
  • A miss is as good as a mile.
  • A good beginning makes a good ending.
  • A hungry man is an angry man.
  • God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
  • Don’t Be Obtuse
  • Death pays all debts.
  • Actions speak louder than words.
  • A house divided itself cannot stand.
  • All roads lead to Rome.
  • Birds of a feather flock together.
  • Don’t rock the boat.
  • A watched pot never boils.
  • Business is business.
  • Appearances are deceptive.
  • Some people have difficulty in counting calories, and they have figures to prove it.
  • Don’t put all yours eggs in one basket.
  • Bad news travels fast.
  • Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
  • A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
  • A woman’s work is never done.
  • A change is as good as a rest.
  • Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
  • Don’t change horses in midstream.
  • All good things must come to an end.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
  • As you sow, so shall you reap.
  • Every garden may have some weeds.
  • As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
  • A little of what you fancy does you good.
  • As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
  • A bad penny always turns up.
  • After a storm comes a calm.
  • Don’t cross the bridge until you come to it.
  • Every bird loves to hear himself sing.
  • Discretion is the better part of valor.