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Pig Puns

Everyone loves a good old pun. puns for our Rain pun


I love me some Pig puns:

  • What's a pig's favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
  • Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
  • How do pigs write secret messages? They use invisible oink.
  • What did Farmer Joe give Farmer Jill for her birthday? Hogs and kisses!
  • What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig? A Real Ham
  • If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
  • What did the sow put on her piglet's sore snout? Oinkment
  • What is a pig's favorite card game? Porker, of course!
  • Where did Humphery Bogart and Lauren Bacall go to? Key Lardo
  • What is a pigs favorite holiday in October? Hoggy Walloween
  • What does a pig drink with fish? Sparkling White Swine
  • What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
  • Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? It might squeal.
  • What western movie did Paul Neuman and Robert Redford star in? Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Pig
  • Why couldn't the pig tie his shoe laces? He was too ham-fisted.
  • When is a vet busiest? When it rains cats & dogs
  • What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A PorkerPine
  • What do you call a laundromat for pigs? The Hogwash!
  • Who's the cleverest pig in the world? Ein-swine.
  • Where do pigs leave their cars? The porking lot.
  • What kind of party were Mr and Mrs Pig invited to? A swine and cheese party
  • What do you call an over anxious television reporter? Media hog!
  • What President was pig? AbraHam Lincoln
  • What is Peter Pig's favorite position on his baseball team? Shortslop
  • What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig? Pulled pork.
  • What do you call a laundromat for pigs? The Hogwash.
  • Where do hogs eat in the park? At Pig-Nic Tables
  • What do you call a pig that's wrong? Mistaken bacon.
  • You know what a pig says when the pumpkins begin to appear? Hay there, Gourd-geous!
  • Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Because they hog the ball.
  • What do you call someone who steals pigs? A ham-burglar.
  • How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs? The pig squealed on him
  • What do you call a pig who competes in the Olympics? An Olym-pig
  • If a pig hurts itself, what should you put on the wound? Oink-ment.
  • What is Confucious' favorite meal? Moo-sho pork
  • Why doesn't anyone want to play on Peg Pig's football team? Because she hogs the ball!
  • What do you call a pig with no legs? A ground-hog.
  • A pig invited me around to see his new home. I was surprised - it was actually quite sty-lish.
  • What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals.
  • What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
  • What do you call a pig that does karate? A Pork Chop
  • What rolls in the mud and delivers pretty baskets? The Easter Piggy
  • What do piglets do after school? Hamwork!
  • Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories? Because he was a boar
  • What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
  • What did the pig say when the mean old farmer grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me!
  • What do you call a pig who drives recklessly? A road hog.
  • Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis? He was disgruntled.
  • Who is the Federal Reserve Director? Allen Green Spam
  • What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
  • What was the name of the popular medical television show? Porkus Welby, MD
  • How do pigs get to the hospital? In ham-bulances.