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Periodic Table Puns

Absolutely hillarious periodic table one-liners! Large collection of best periodic table one-line jokes


Eye Need Some Eyeball Puns

  • Extinct? Argon (Ar)
  • Not an exciting person? Boron (B)
  • Thanksgiving guests? Indium (In)
  • This man followed the yellow brick road? Tin (Sn)
  • The first person in a race has the ____? Gold (Au)
  • Was a dog does with a bone? Barium (Ba)
  • What do you do in a play? Actinium (Ac)
  • Las Vegas lights? Neon (Ne)
  • Warrior princess? Xenon (Xe)
  • A type of flower? Germanium (Gr)
  • Drink from an Al can? Sodium (Na)
  • Happens when you lasso a horse? Europium (Eu)
  • Place for washing dishes? Zinc (Zn)
  • What you do to flowers? Platinum (Pt)
  • E =mc^2
  • Drive away in style in a ____? Mercury (Hg)
  • A sinking ship? Titanium (Ti)
  • Does a body good? Iron (Fe)
  • A fur seller? Sulfur (S)
  • Mr. Mony's enemy? Antimony (Sb)
  • Get clean with this? Chlorine (Cl)
  • Tasty part of your mouth? Tungsten (W)
  • Someone who likes to start a fire? Arsenic (As)
  • Golden state? Californium (Cf)
  • A "Prize" element? Nobelium (No)
  • What you did to ripped jeans? Sodium (Na)
  • What you do to a wrinkled shirt? Iron (Fe)
  • Name of a goofy convict? Silicon (Si)
  • How to tell a secret? Tellurium (Te)
  • Mickey's pal? Plutonium (Pu)
  • Imitation diamond? Zirconium (Zr)
  • Superman's weakness? Krypton (Kr)
  • Your brother or mine? Bromine (Br)
  • What a doctor does to his patients? Helium (He)
  • Someone who loves computers? Technetium (Tc)
  • Person from the big blue planet? Neptunium (Np)
  • Monday night T.V. show? Nitrogen (N)
  • Einsteinium (Es)
  • A nice guy? Palladium (Pd)
  • A phrase form Dr. Suess? Samarium (Sm)
  • Part of a whole? Hafnium (Hf)
  • A very smart person? Einsteinium (Es)
  • Police? Copper (Cu)
  • What a cloud does? Uranium (U)
  • Proud to be an___? Americium (Am)