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Music Puns

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  • What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can?t tuna fish!
  • Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
  • What is a threat made when musicians exchange Baroque records? You scratch my bach and I'll scratch yours
  • Could you repeat that?
  • Are you calling me a lyre?
  • In the 1400s what was the dreaded class all musicians had to take? Organum chemistry
  • What do you call musical rodents? Intervoles
  • It built up with a crescendo, but then went mute.
  • What did the musician dine upon? He eighth notes (ate notes)
  • What does a sick percussionist experience? Symptomtoms
  • How do we know that only one instrument is a number? Piano's axiom
  • What do musicians call seemingly difficult tasks? Andanting
  • What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? If you C# you C A flat minor
  • If my music jokes do well, what will I exclaim? Score!
  • Why are woodwinds so smart? they like to reed
  • Why didn't the drummer pass english? He/she thought everything was cymbalic
  • Wouldn’t mind practicing some of THOSE fingerings..
  • What was it called when an unstoppable swarm of musical scales swept over the land? A plague of locrians
  • How do musicians determine liquid quantities? They use a measure ing cup
  • Wouldn’t mind putting some spit in THAT valve!
  • Well that was off-key.
  • It only leads to treble.
  • Why are percussionists philosophies very zen like? Because like is peal today gong tomorrow
  • Duplex--double flat
  • Can’t you reed?
  • What do musicians write on their dogs with? Sharpe markers
  • What do you call it when a flute shows off? flauting it
  • Middle C, E-flat and G walk into a bar. ?Sorry,? the bartender says to the E-flat,? we Don't serve minors here.?
  • O-boe-y!
  • We’ll be working in concert with other professionals.
  • Do not open with a sharp instrument.
  • How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
  • What is the standard unit of length in music? 1 meter
  • Blast it!
  • Mmm! These cello pudding pops are amazing!
  • What fury musical symbols attacked the Starship Enterprize? Trebles
  • When Joplin what wiping off his piano what did he compose? The Cleaning Rag
  • C-sharp when you cross the street? or you're going to B-flat.
  • These jokes always fall flat.
  • Are you sure? Yes Embouchure!
  • How do musicians clean up? They wash their hands with Soaprano water
  • What is the river of forgetfulness that all drummers fear? The river sticks
  • Which musician was a membe of the rat pack? Frank Sonata
  • I got caught tambourine with the security settings.
  • What is the highest succession of whole whole half wholes on earth? Mount Everest it has been scaled
  • What do you call a homeless musical instrument? A hoboe
  • I’ve been told I’m pretty sharp.
  • When can notes drive? When their sixteenths
  • What do musicians say when its really cold? Man its Phrygian!
  • Which 1600s composer is also a camel? Bachteran
  • Why was the Hollywood film about a drum line so successful? It was a smash hit
  • It was unnatural for a musician to miss the key.
  • Unlike guitarists why are woodwinds never concerned with minor details? Woodwinds don't fret
  • I just jazzed my pants!
  • What do you call theoretical physics of cellos? String theory
  • What is a popular drink among musicians? Gin and tonics
  • If a bad that plays at football games enters a swampy area what has it become? A marshing band
  • Did you hear about the musician who invested his entire life savings building a time machine in order to visit bach and handel? Yeah, he went baroque
  • I didn’t mean to de-bass your comment.
  • I didn’t mean to harp on you about it.
  • What do party animal musicians wait in? bar lines
  • What is a dreaded illness amoung musicians? Staff infections
  • What is the distance across a circular sheet of music? a chord
  • Don’t use that tone with me.
  • Why do the leaders of bands have to be careful in lightning storms? They are good conductors
  • I didn’t want my kids to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and violins.
  • Hey — give it a rest, retard.
  • Who is a goddess of music? de meter
  • You should triangling — it’s all in the wrist.
  • How are trumpets like pirates? They both murder in the high C?s.
  • How are musicians like janitors? They both deal with lots of keys
  • Why are half steps so smart? because they are sharp
  • It was an accident! I didn’t mean to harmony one!
  • There have been some minor setbacks.
  • What do musicians never forget to take wit h them on a hike? Their walking staff
  • Could you pass me that tuba toothpaste?
  • What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor!
  • What type of relationships do percussionists get involved in? Love triangles
  • This was a major development.
  • How do musicians pay attention in class? They take notes
  • What do musicians insulate their house With? Saxofoam
  • What do you call the forces and accelerations of music? classical mechanics
  • What instrument did the fisherman play? The upright stringed bass
  • What is a famous musical composition from the 80s? Thank you much Mr. Rubato
  • Tour three should do it.
  • This ring cymbalizes so much to me.
  • No matter what card I play, he always has a spade to trumpet.
  • How do musicians comunicate? With aerophones
  • The musician didn't fail his grade was just half diminished
  • I’ve had to scale back.
  • What instrument makes a lovely dessert? cello
  • What is a famous musical Latin comedic tour of the afterlife? Andante's Inferno
  • Why are musicians good police officers? they deal with syn-cop-ation all the time
  • Want to hear the joke about a staccato? Never mind, it?s too short. Want to hear the one about fermata? Wait, it?s too long.
  • What do you call Middle Ages statistics? Gregorian chance
  • Don't let you kids watch symphonies on TV. There?s too much sax and violins.
  • Why are musicians good debators? All their arguments are sound
  • People just don’t measure up.
  • You’re not really in tune with what’s going on, are you?
  • What does percussionist eat for his/her dinner? A drumstick and drum roll?
  • Why are drummers like the mob? They both are hitmen
  • Why did you banjo? She was too vocal.
  • What is the problem with drawings of atonal music? Its not to scale
  • What was it called when someone built a window in the middle of the tuba? a pane in the brass
  • Why are trombonists somewhat lax? They let alot slide
  • How do percussionists catch their prey? With a snare
  • Why was the string player so bold? She had a lot of pluck
  • It’ll just take a minuet.
  • What happened when the violin became a clarinet? Its player was winded
  • What instrument will make you look suave? The stylophone (xylophone)
  • How is music like physics? Both are scalar
  • Why are drummers so evil? They arre just malletious
  • Why was the musician prowling the back alley ways at night? He/she was looking for treble
  • She’s a great girl — you should meter next time!
  • This was just a prelude to a repeat offense.
  • What do drummers get after drinking milk? Flam in their throat
  • Why is music so difficult? It doesn't come with an opera-tors manual
  • What is it called when a musician fills a pothole? Hole diminished
  • Why was the music theorist drunk? He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.
  • Have you heard the tragic tale of the flat 7? yeah, he was blue
  • I think I’ve found a snare in your plan..
  • They’re not really my forte.
  • I like how you conduct your business.
  • I think your valves need some oil.
  • If Nike becomes more musically oriented do you know what their new slogan will be? Just duet
  • I have the weirdest tromboner right now.
  • How do musically inclined plants grow? WIth the new and improved allegrow
  • Keepin’ it trill, bro.
  • On a high note, however…
  • How clef-er.
  • What do the musician say after he had written an atonal piece? I'm sorry I meant no Harmony
  • How is music like baseball? In both the pitch is important
  • How do musicians seal their boats? With pitch
  • What do musicians do on arbor day? They plant a trio
  • What happened to the musician who didn't see the key the piece was played in? He fell off a clef
  • W what instrument is great for anyone who plays A, C#, E? an A-chord-ian
  • How do guitarists pay? They put it on their tab
  • Hold me? I?m a fermata. Really? This again?
  • What do you call a musician with a low IQ? Idiophone
  • Where do musicians live? In flats
  • How do musicians go fishing? With a clari-net
  • I think your G-string is a bit tight.
  • How do you ring up music? Use its bar codes
  • Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they ran around screaming ?Bach! Bach! Bach!?
  • Why couldn't the musician play softly? It wasn't his forte
  • When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight call the U.S. Tamborines
  • If chaos breaks out in the band hall what is it? Bandamonium
  • Didn’t you get my note?
  • How do musicians weigh themselves? On scales
  • What do you call an aquatic trombone? A water slide
  • What do you call a drumline in a semicircle? A rhythm sector
  • Pitch the idea to me tomorrow.
  • What do musician lumber jacks yell upon cutting a tree? Timbre
  • Why are good musicians so hard to find? Because they are fugue and far between
  • What is a popular drink for medieval intervals? fifths
  • What does a musicians watch read? Minuetes and seconds
  • What does a musician have if he/she appears to have a split in his/her mouth? A Clef palate
  • We’ve really got to guitar act together.
  • The package is on its way, bound fermata-gascar.
  • Why are violins so small? because they owners are string-gent
  • What do you call a curious musician? An in choiring mind
  • We just don’t have the staff for it.
  • We couldn’t hire anyone full-time, but I supposed we could always just timpani one who applies.
  • What horse was a famous composer of the 1800s? Bay thoven