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Mushroom Puns

Absolutely hillarious Mushroom one-liners! Large collection of best Mushroom one-line jokes


I need some mushroom puns

  • What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A mushroom.
  • Did you hear the joke about the fungus? I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.
  • Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!
  • What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase? Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!
  • What's an airplanes favorite mushroom? Air-portabela.
  • What would a mushroom car say? Shroom shroom!
  • Why does Ms. Mushroom go trick or treating with Mr. Mushroom? Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!
  • What room can be eaten? A mushroom!
  • Why did the Fungi leave the Halloween party? There wasn’t mushroom!
  • Which vegetable goes best with nice looking jacket potateos? Button Mushrooms
  • Why do Toadstools grow so close together? They don't need Mushroom.
  • What room can big green monsters eat? A mushroom!
  • Why do Toadstools grow so close together? They don’t need Mushroom!
  • This type of pun is so portabella!
  • What does a woman call a mushroom with a 12" penis? A-fun-guy to be with!
  • What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and only a ghost can get in? A mushroom!
  • Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatos? Button Mushrooms
  • What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? There's not that mush room in here.
  • What’s the only room you can hide in so zombies can’t get you? A mushroom!
  • Did you hear the joke about the fungus? I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you!
  • Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties? 'Cuz he's a fungi!
  • What's the only room you can't have in your house? A mushroom.
  • Why did the Fungi leave the party? There wasn't mushroom.