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Milk Puns

Everyone loves a good old milk pun. puns for our Milk Puns


See some milk puns:

  • What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
  • Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
  • A man walks into a library and asks for a pint of milk. The librarian says “this is a library!”. The man whispers “sorry, a pint of milk please”.
  • What do you call the drink that always gets it's way? Spoiled Milk
  • Worried that the milk I bought this morning has come from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly the same as a bottle I bought yesterday.
  • Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
  • For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.
  • I used to think the film Alien was about the traumas of making a cup of tea. “I can’t open this milk!” “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”
  • Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
  • I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
  • What is a lazy persons favorite type of milk? Skim milk
  • Walking down the street the other week, and someone threw some cheese and milk at me. I thought, “How dairy…”
  • A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter says “milk & sugar?”
  • I bought a tin of evaporated milk. When I opened it, it was empty.
  • What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia.
  • A friend told me that they were bathing in milk, almost totally immersed. I said, “Pasteurised?”, they said, “no, just to my chin”.
  • Which cow was once an important civil rights leader? MiLK Jr.
  • Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.