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  • How many Chargers fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!
  • Did you hear about the joke that Phillip Rivers told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • What do the Los Angeles Chargers and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • How do you keep a Chargers fan from masterbating? You paint his dick Broncos blue and orange and he won't beat it for 4 years!
  • Why do Los Angeles Chargers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What do you call a Los Angeles Chargers with a Super Bowl ring? A thief.
  • Why is Phillip Rivers like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • How do the Chargers spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • What do you call a Los Angeles Charger in the Super Bowl? A referee.
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Los Angeles Chargers.
  • What do you call a sober Chargers fan? A liar.
  • How do you know the San Diego Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into San Diego. For the first offense, they give you two Chargers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • What's the difference between the Chargers and cigarettes? Peyton Manning doesn't smoke cigarettes
  • How do you keep a Los Angeles Charger out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
  • How do you casterate an San Diego Chargers fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • How did the Los Angeles Chargers fan die from drinking milk?
  • Did you hear that Qualcomm Stadium had to be resodded? Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!
  • What's the difference between the Los Angeles Chargers and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
  • Why are so many San Diego Chargers players claiming they have the Swine Flu? So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
  • Did you hear about the blonde burglar? He broke into the Los Angeles Chargers trophy room.
  • How do you stop an San Diego Chargers fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Denver Red!
  • Want to hear a Chargers joke? Phillip Rivers!
  • How many San Diego Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out!
  • How do you stop an San Diego Chargers fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Broncos blue and orange.
  • Why is Phillip Rivers like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • Why do ducks fly over Qualcomm stadium upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • Why do the Los Angeles Chargers want to change their name to the San Diego Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
  • What does an Los Angeles Chargers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple San Diego Chargers games.
  • What did the Chargers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
  • What does a Los Angeles Chargers fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • How many Chargers fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in the Broncos shadow!
  • How many Los Angeles Chargers fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • What's the difference between San Diego Chargers fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • What do the Los Angeles Chargers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
  • What do the Los Angeles Chargers and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
  • What do they call a drug ring in San Diego? A huddle.
  • If you have a car containing a Chargers wide receiver, a Chargers linebacker, and a Chargers defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • What's the difference between an Los Angeles Chargers fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • What's the best part about dating a Chargers fan? She won't be asking for a ring!
  • What's the difference between the Los Angeles Chargers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Phillip Rivers told his receivers? It went over their heads.
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  • Where do you go in San Diego in case of a tornado? Qualcomm Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
  • What do you call a Chargers fan with half a brain? Gifted.
  • Did you hear that San Diego's football team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • What do you call a San Diego Charger with a Super Bowl ring? A good trade.
  • Why do NFL teams get excited about playing the Chargers? It's like having an extra bye week.
  • What do the Chargers and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sunday.
  • What is the difference between a Chargers fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • What is a Los Angeles Chargers fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Denver."
  • What do the Chargers and the Post Office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays!
  • What should you do if you find three San Diego Chargers football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers and Cheerios? Cheerios belongs in a bowl!
  • How do you keep a Chargers fan from masterbating? You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!
  • What do you call a beautiful girl in San Diego? A tourist. Just Kidding, San Diego chicks are pretty hot!
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Chargers fan? The bucket.
  • How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into San Diego. For the first offense, they give you two Chargers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • What do the Los Angeles Police Department and the Chargers have in common? Neither one can stop a Bronco.
  • Why are Los Angeles Chargers jokes getting dumber and dumber?? Because Chargers fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • How many Los Angeles Chargers does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The San Diego Chargers.
  • How are the Chargers like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • What happened after Nate Kaeding missed the game winning field goal again? He attempted to commit suicide, but failed to kick out the chair from under him!
  • Why doesn't Long Beach have a professional football team? Because then Los Angeles would want one.
  • What is a San Diego Chargers fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat the Broncos."
  • Why can't Phillip Rivers use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
  • What is the new Chargers official cologne creating a lot of buzz? You wear it and the other guy scores.
  • What's the difference between San Diego Chargers fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • What has eight arms and an I. of 60? Four Chargers fans watching a football game.
  • What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers & the Taliban? The Taliban has a running game!
  • Why do the San Diego Chargers want to change their name to the San Diego Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!