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Ice Cream Puns

Absolutely hillarious school one-liners! Large collection of best ice cream one-line jokes


I need some ice cream puns

  • I brought you a small spoon…in case you wanted to sample my flavor.
  • The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.
  • Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
  • Over the Vanilla and Far Away.
  • Baby, you must've just been churned…'cuz you are looking so fresh.
  • What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
  • Some people call them sprinkles. Some call them jimmies. I call them OBSTACLES on the path from me to you!
  • Your serve is so soft, but your cone is so firm.
  • If you're Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.
  • You can't spell Ice Cream without 'M-E'!
  • Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
  • An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.
  • I'm not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.
  • How do you learn how to make ice cream? In Sunday (Sundae) School. 
  • What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
  • Where is the best place to get an ice cream? IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
  • Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School.
  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
  • You put the 'hot' in hot fudge sundae.
  • I must be made of pecan pralines…'cuz I am NUTS for you!
  • You're so smooth you're making me lose my chips!
  • How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats!
  • Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”.
  • Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.
  • How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
  • Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked.
  • What’s Dracula’s favourite ice cream flavour? Veinilla.
  • How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
  • What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
  • When it comes to building our own sundae, I say we hold the cherry…and each other.
  • I scream, you scream, we both scream 'cuz we were meant to be together. ☺
  • What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
  • Had some green coloured ice cream. It was mint.
  • What’s an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour? Shock a lot.
  • My small friend always argues that vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are the three best ice cream flavors, I think he has a Neapolitan complex.