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Happy Birthday Puns

collection of funny and witty birthday jokes for your entertainment - Birthday Puns


Hilariously funny birthday puns

  • Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
  • Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? It was a so a prize party!.
  • How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
  • Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  • What do you tell a lion on his birthday? It's roar birthday!
  • Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday.
  • What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
  • Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a flappy one!
  • What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
  • Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
  • What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
  • What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
  • Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they both burn shorter!
  • Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
  • Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
  • What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!
  • What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
  • How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
  • Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
  • Were any famous men born on your birthday? "No, only little babies."
  • What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
  • Where would you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.
  • How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
  • What is a meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
  • What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks. I'll never part with it!
  • I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
  • What goes up and never comes down? Your age.
  • What party game do rabbits like to play? Musical Hares!
  • Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!
  • What did the elephant wish for on his birthday? A trunk full of gifts!
  • What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.
  • Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
  • Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
  • Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.
  • What is the left side of a birthday cake? The side that's not eaten.
  • What do you say to your cat on his birthday? Happy purr-day.
  • What did one candle say to the other? Don't birthdays burn you up?
  • What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
  • What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? No thanks, I’m stuffed.
  • What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks. I'm stuffed.
  • What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
  • Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
  • What was the average age of a cave man? Stone Age!
  • I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
  • Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
  • What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
  • What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
  • How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He had a whale of a time.
  • What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once!
  • Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday? Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
  • BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
  • What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake!
  • Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.
  • Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
  • The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
  • When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
  • Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
  • Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
  • I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
  • I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
  • What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
  • What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
  • What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
  • What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
  • What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
  • Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? From a cat-alogue.
  • What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
  • What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
  • What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!