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Kitchen Puns

Puns about Food - Misc. Kitchen Puns


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  • It’s nacho problem.
  • Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
  • I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
  • There’s just no margarine for error.
  • The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
  • Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
  • The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
  • I’m kind of a big dill.
  • Just asked my wife what she's "burning up for dinner" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings.
  • I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
  • Don’t go bacon my heart.
  • My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
  • Cannibals like to meat people.
  • Visualize whirled peas.
  • It’s like you don’t carrot all about Kitchen Puns .
  • Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
  • Your turn me naan
  • Lettuce celebrate
  • I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
  • These are the wurst Kitchen Puns ever.
  • I donut understand Kitchen Puns .
  • I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
  • Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  • Salami get this straight.
  • Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
  • My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
  • One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
  • When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
  • Lettuce know if you don't like Kitchen Puns .
  • Me? An impasta? Don't be fusilli!
  • I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap.
  • Did you hear about the chef that dies? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He ran out of thyme
  • Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
  • What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. I can't tell you it was to cheesy.
  • Why would an hour glass only take half an hour to finish? It was filled with quick sand.
  • Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
  • I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
  • Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
  • Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die!
  • Orange you glad there are only 15 of these?
  • Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
  • Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
  • My annual performance review says I lack "passion & intensity", guess management hasn't seen me alone with a Big Mac.
  • Interviewer: "Why do you want this job?" Me: "I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."
  • It takes two to mango.
  • You romaine ambivalent about Kitchen Puns .
  • If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
  • Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
  • Okrahoma is OK.
  • When making butter there is little margarine for error.
  • I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.