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Elf Puns

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See some elf puns:

  • How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
  • What kind of music do elves like best? "Wrap" music.
  • What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
  • Why do elves make good listeners? Because they're all ears.
  • What do you call an elf who's won the lottery? Welfy.
  • Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he's an elf-made man.
  • What's a female elf called? A shelf.
  • How do elves get from floor to floor? In the elf-avator.
  • What's Santa's tax status? Elf-employed.
  • Why kind of photographs do elves like taking? Elfies.
  • What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet!
  • Where do elves go to dance? Christmas balls.
  • What kind of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
  • What do you call an elf with a skin disease? A leper-chaun.
  • Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log!
  • Why do none of the elves names begin with 'S'? Because that would be selfish.
  • Why did Santa's help go to see the doctor? Because he had low elf-esteem.
  • What's the first thing elves are taught in school? The elf-abet.
  • What's an elf's favorite type of bread? Shortbread.
  • Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem!
  • What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Why, shortbread of course!
  • How long should an elf's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground!
  • What do you call an elf walking backwards? A Fle.
  • Who is the elves favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
  • What do you call a holistic elf doctor? A gnome-opath.
  • And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
  • What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills!
  • What's another name for Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses!
  • One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
  • If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toe.
  • Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? Elfis!
  • If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes!
  • How do elves communicate with one another? On their elf phones.
  • What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas card.
  • Where do elves go when they're sick? To the elf center.
  • Where do you find elves? Depends where you left them!
  • What do elves sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow.
  • What does Santa do with overweight elves? He sends them to the elf farm.
  • What do they call a wild elf in Texas? Gnome on the range!
  • Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
  • Why do elves scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where it's itchy!
  • Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? Because Santa had said, "No L!"
  • What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? "First, YULE LOGon"!
  • Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because he had the drum sticks!
  • Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin? Cinder-"elf"-a!
  • Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
  • What kind of money is used by elves? Jingle bills.
  • What kind of music do elves like best? "Wrap" music!
  • What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
  • How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"