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Elephant Puns

Absolutely hillarious Elephant one-liners! Large collection of best Elephant one-line jokes


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  • What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  • Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk!
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
  • Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
  • What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elephant with an umbrella!
  • What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!
  • Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
  • What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
  • What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? Squash!
  • An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
  • Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
  • What do elephants and trees have in common? They both have big trunks!
  • What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? Mashed potatoes!
  • What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephant-om of the opera.
  • What do you call an elephant with rotors? A Nellie-copter.
  • It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
  • Why did the elephants start a stampede? Because the wanted to be herd.
  • What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera!
  • What do you call a light-headed elephant? An ele-faint.
  • What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant!
  • Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
  • Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!
  • What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderella-phant.
  • Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase? Because he only had a little trunk.
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous? Eleph-ino! (Sounds like “Hell if I know!”)
  • What's an elephant's favorite musical? The Elephant-om of the Opera.
  • What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head? An elephant-enna.
  • What is an elephants favorite sport? Squash.
  • Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy!
  • Why Does The Elephant Bring Toilet Paper To The Party? Because he is a party pooper. 
  • Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the Elephant was having a day off!
  • Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from? Elephanta Claus.
  • What do elephants do at night? Watch 'elevision.
  • I suppose when you've seen one lion catch an elephant, you've seen a maul.
  • What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
  • What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant!
  • What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant.
  • When should you feed milk to a baby elephant? When it's a baby elephant!
  • What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!
  • What's the opposite of an elephant? An eleph-antonym.
  • What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants? A pair of swimming trunks.
  • What's grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant!
  • I had a job circumcising elephants. The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
  • What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet.
  • Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
  • Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
  • Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom? To get some nuts.