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Cute Puns

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See some cute puns:

  • What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed.
  • Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
  • This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
  • What do whales eat for their tea? Fish and ships.
  • Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
  • Oh hello beautiful, they say, pictures speak a thousand words, I like to get to know you and maybe I could be part of your picturebook.
  • May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  • What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? A vel-crow.
  • If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
  • What do lawyers wear for work? Lawsuits.
  • What type of dog does Dracula own? A bloodhound.
  • If you're here, who's running heaven?
  • (On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye
  • What bow can't be tied? A rainbow.
  • What does homework stand for? Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
  • Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
  • What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a really good point.
  • What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
  • There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
  • Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey-comb.
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • "Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
  • Your so cute your what people see when they die.
  • What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands.
  • What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison.
  • What do you get when you cross some fish with some elephants? Swimming trunks.
  • If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!
  • Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
  • What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.
  • I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
  • Why should you never tell jokes to a window? In case it cracks up.
  • I wish my pillow was as huggable as you.
  • Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
  • What's the best day to go to the beach? On Sunday.
  • Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
  • It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
  • Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
  • Are you a camera cause every time I look at you I smile.
  • Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he felt crummy.
  • What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.
  • It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Where do hamburgers dance? At a meat ball.
  • Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
  • Did you hear about the pregnant cat that ate a bowl of wool? She had mittens.
  • If you where Monday, I'd wish every day be Monday becuse your so beautiful.
  • Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
  • How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
  • You must be star because you look beautiful from a distance.
  • You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
  • What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
  • If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
  • Which building has the most storeys? The library.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
  • Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
  • Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
  • What kind of cup can't you drink out of? A cup-cake.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • What noise does a chicken's phone make? Wing wing.
  • You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
  • What kind of dog lives at the North Pole? A chilli dog.
  • If I was your heart would you let me beat?
  • Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
  • If you where Monday, I'd want to be Tuesday so I could follow you forever.
  • God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
  • What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket? Smarty pants.
  • You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
  • If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
  • If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  • Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea
  • How does it feel? she ask's what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
  • Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute
  • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you
  • Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
  • I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Why can't dalmatians play hide and seek? Because they'd get spotted.
  • Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
  • What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet.
  • Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
  • My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
  • Where do you hide your halo?
  • What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
  • I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you
  • What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.