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Cow Puns

Everyone loves a good old pun. puns for our cow pun


I love me some cow puns:

  • I’m more of a grazer.
  • But you totally butchered that joke.
  • Milk it for all it’s worth.
  • The stampede at the dairy farm created udder chaos for all the farm hands working that day
  • What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.
  • The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore
  • He has leather skin.
  • That crazy cow with the nervous twitch was called a beef jerky by his friends
  • The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo
  • All cows love to celebrate on Moo Years Day!
  • That crazy cow kept running away because he thought he could find greener pastures next door
  • The nursery rhyme cow was so excited about his new job that he was over the moon
  • You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria
  • The farmer thought he only counted 299 cows in the pasture, but after he rounded them up, he now had 300
  • Huge Missed Steak
  • As soon as the cowboys are done with branding, they have sore calves
  • When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused
  • One of the problems when you have invisible cows is that they are herd but they are not seen
  • I have some real beef with him.
  • The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound a sleep in the fields
  • The milking stool usually will only have three legs because the cow has the udder
  • What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
  • That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies
  • The best way to tell if you have a truly exceptional cow is to see it outstanding in the field
  • The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator
  • In order to move a cow with no legs, it would be an udder drag
  • She’ll tan your hide.
  • What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime.
  • That rich dairy farmer was in the money after his herd became a cash cow
  • When you have a cow who has one leg that is shorter than all the rest, he is considered to be lean beef
  • In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator
  • I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk
  • A cow born in England could be called a Sir- Loin
  • The reason Sally stopped telling cow puns was because she always butchered them
  • The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security
  • It must have been a bovine intervention that the cow saved my life yesterday
  • The cows all wanted to go to school because they excelled in cow-culus
  • Cows are usually very obedient when the cowboys come around because they do not want to stirrup any trouble
  • If you see a cow climbing to the top of a hill, then you know the cream is rising to the top
  • Deja moo. That feeling you've heard this bull before.
  • Once a cow gives birth, she is officially known as de-calf-inated
  • The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me
  • The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each udder dry
  • The steaks are high.
  • Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs
  • The little calf didn’t want to go to school with sniffles because she was milking it for all it was worth
  • Farmer Brown’s cows are the funniest in the land, often referred to as the laughing stock
  • Don’t ever cross an irate sheep with an angry cow or you will get animals in a very baaaaaad mooooood
  • When a cow is not giving milk each day, there must be an udder problem
  • When the farmer counted his cows in the field he had 196 cows. When he rounded them up he had 200.
  • Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City
  • Always massage a cow’s back right before you think about putting it out to posture
  • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  • The reason a cow is always broke is because the dairy farmer is always milking them dry
  • The farmer had the funniest herd in the land, they were known as the laughing stock
  • Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk
  • Bobby couldn’t see a good cow pun if it was literally steering him right in the face
  • Take stock of the situation first.
  • Give a cow a pogo stick if you want to make a good milk shake
  • If you come across a cow with no legs, consider it some real ground beef
  • If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream
  • There was a stampede at the dairy farm the other day. It was udder chaos.
  • That forgetful cow was only good for giving the farmer milk of amnesia
  • A cow will never tell you a lie because they simply give you no bull
  • One of the reasons that I have never tipped a cow was because I have never been served by a cow before
  • Why do cows have no money? Because farmers milk them dry.
  • If you get there late, she’ll have a cow.
  • What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost? Vanishing cream.
  • The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od
  • Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears
  • That excuse you gave was a bunch of bull.
  • When that crazy cow tried to jump over the barbed wire fence, the farmer had an udder disaster on his hands
  • The reason the cows were so hard to see in the fields was because they made use of the cow-moo-flage
  • I've just got a new job as a nursery rhyme cow. I'm over the moon.
  • Sweden will never export cattle because they want to keep them in Stockholm
  • The little baby cow was told to get to bed because it way way pasture bedtime
  • A farmer friend of mine has just told me he's managed to cross a cow with a chicken. Sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
  • That silly cow will never learn, things go in one ear and out the udder
  • The farmer who got attacked by a cow took him to court to milk him for all he was worth
  • The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef