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Corn Puns

Corn Hero's friend is flakey and likes corny jokes.


Corn Hero's friend is flakey and likes corny jokes.

  • What do Unicorns use for money? Corn "Bread."
  • What does moldy corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson? They are both Cereal Killers!
  • What did the farmer say when he picked up the corn? "Aw, shucks!"
  • What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
  • What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck? "Creamed" corn.
  • How is an ear of corn like an army? It has lots of kernels.
  • What did the corn say when he was complimented? Aww, shucks!
  • Corn hero gets a complaint from a woman that someone is "stalking" her.
  • What did the corn say when he got complimented? Aww, shucks!
  • What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn? Don't look now but I think someone is stalking us.
  • How did the tomato court the corn? He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
  • If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
  • What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn? He breathes on Nebraska!
  • What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?
  • What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where is my pop corn?!
  • Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
  • What do you call the State fair in Iowa? A corn-ival.
  • What do Unicorns call their father? "Pop" corn.
  • What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where is my pop corn?
  • What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College? Corn-gratulations.
  • What do you call a mythical veggie? A unicorn.
  • How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
  • Don't tell a secrets in a cornfield. There a too many ears
  • Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? Because they were too corny!
  • What do you call the best student at Corn school? The "A"corn.
  • If you catch a criminal in a cornfield, does that mean they’ve been cornered?
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • What do Corn cobs call their father? "Pop" corn.
  • You throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, and throw away the inside, what am I? Corn on the cob.
  • What do you call the best student at Unicorn school? The "A"corn.
  • What do corn use for money? Corn "Bread."
  • When is corn like a little quiz? When it's popped.
  • Corn heros dad is popcorn. He gets in a fight and says he got creamed. At one point make him say "this shucks"
  • What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck? "Creamed" corn.