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Candy Puns

Absolutely hillarious Candy one-liners! Large collection of best Candy one-line jokes


I need some candy puns

  • I made a WHOPPER of a mistake! I’m so sorry!
  • I heard your going through a SOUR PATCH. Know I’m thinking of you!
  • Good and Plenty: You deserve PLENTY of thanks!
  • I know it’s been a ROCKY ROAD lately. I’m sorry! 
  • Hope it’s the best birthday BAR NONE!
  • Red Vines: You’re d-VINE! Thank you!
  • Happy Anniversary! There are so many RIESENS why I love you!
  • With you, every day feels like PAYDAY!
  • We were MINT to be together!
  • Werther’s Originals: Don’t know WERTHER I’ve said it enough… but thanks!
  • Peanut Butter M&M’s – Daddy, we think you’re Magnificent and Marvelous!
  • Anything with Nuts – There’s “nuttin” I wouldn’t do for you!
  • Hazelnut Chocolate Bar – We love you so much it’s “NUTS”!
  • Without you, I fall to PIECES! (Reeses Pieces)
  • Zero Bar – You’re not a “ZERO”. You’re our hero!!
  • Pop Rocks: You ROCK! Thanks so much! 
  • U-NO I love you, please forgive me!
  • Lemonhead: You really helped me get aHEAD
  • Cadbury Creme Egg: You’ve been EGG–celent! Thanks so much!
  • Happy Birthday! Have a WHOPPER of a good time!
  • Hope you get feeling BUTTER soon! Don’t lift a FINGER ’till you’re well.
  • M&M’s – You make us melt!
  • Just be-TWIX me and you… I love everything about you!
  • Happy Birthday! TAKE 5 and enjoy the spoiling. 
  • I love you to PIECES! (Reese’s Pieces)
  • Rolos – Daddy, you’re my “ROLO” model!
  • Happy Anniversary, SWEETART
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: For want of a BUTTER word… Thanks!
  • It’s a JOY being married to you! (Almond Joy)
  • Life is BUTTER with you! So glad to have this ring on my FINGER!
  • I O-FISH-ally miss you like crazy! (Swedish Fish)
  • Milk Duds: I’d be a DUD without you
  • Happy Birthday! Hope you have MOUNDS of fun today!
  • Mini Chips Ahoy Cookies – For our own special ‘COOKIE’ monster!
  • Swedish Fish: You are o-FISH-ally the best! Thanks! 
  • Our love is GOOD & PLENTY!
  • Lollipop: Just POPping by to say thanks! 
  • Mike and Ike: I’d L-IKE to say thanks!
  • I love you NOW & LATER
  • Just be-TWIX me you… I really, really miss you!
  • I really SKOR-ed marrying you!
  • York Peppermint Pattie: I need to PEPPER you with thanks!
  • Butterfinger – We love you so much “BUTTERFINGERS” won’t count that high!
  • I’m so grateful that out of everyone in the MILKY WAY– I got you!
  • I can be such an AIRHEAD sometimes! I’m sorry!
  • Charleston Chew: If I had to pick 1 person to be thankful for, I’d CHEWs you!
  • Candy Dipped Fortune Cookies – We are so FORTUNE ate to have you in our lives!
  • Reese’s Pieces: I’d be in PIECES without you
  • 100 Grand: Thanks so much! You’re GRAND!
  • Starburst: You’re a superSTAR! I’m so thankful I could BURST! 
  • Lifesaver: You’re a LIFESAVER! Thanks so much!
  • Big Hunk: Hey BIG HUNK, you’re the greatest! Thank you!
  • Heath – Sugar and Spice you’re everything nice!
  • Life can be hard, hope this help you ROLO with the punches.
  • York Peppermint Pattie – Daddy, we get the sensation from you!
  • Tootsie Roll: You’re on a ROLL! Thanks! 
  • Just thought I’d BREAK THE ICE. I’m sorry!
  • I’m BURSTING with happiness that you’re mine. (Starbursts)
  • Our love is RED HOT!
  • Missing you MOUNDS and MOUNDS!
  • Boston Baked Beans: I’ve BEAN meaning to tell you thanks!
  • Hershey Kisses: You deserve a KISS and a thanks! 
  • Mints: Thanks! That MINT a lot to me
  • I got to PIECES when I know you’re unhappy.
  • Peanut M&M’s – We’re “NUTS” about you!
  • Gummy Bears/Cinnamon Bears: This BEAR-ly does it justice, but thank you!
  • Jawbreaker: Your help was JAW-dropping! Thanks so much! 
  • Peanut M&Ms: I would have gone NUTS without you! Thanks!
  • Chiclets: Hey CHICK, LETS just admit you’re the best! Thank you!
  • Sweet Tarts: Thanks so much! You’re a SWEETHEART!
  • Laffy Taffy: Thanks for all the LAFFs!
  • Candy Corn: This is kinda CORNY, but you’re the best! Thanks!
  • Gushers: I’m just GUSHING to tell you thanks!
  • Anything chewy – We CHEWS you!
  • Anything with cookies – We love you so much it makes us COOKIE!
  • Happy Anniversary! Meet me AFTER EIGHT to celebrate
  • Hot Tamales: I was in the HOT seat, so thanks for your help!
  • Mini Nutter Butters – We love cookies “BUTTER” hearts are with you.
  • Rice Krispies Treat – I think it’s a “TREAT” that you’re my Daddy!
  • Snickers – We love how you make us laugh and “SNICKER”!
  • Spree: You deserve a thanking SPREE!
  • Baby Ruth: Thanks, BABY, you’re the best! 
  • Hope your day is EXTRA special- just like you! (Extra-brand gum)
  • Happy Birthday! Take a FAST BREAK and enjoy! 
  • Everything happens for a RIESEN. Thinking of you!
  • I’m sorry! I never MINT to hurt you!
  • Skittles: You’ve been the RAINBOW in my cloud
  • Do U-NO how much I love you?
  • Sour Patch: Thanks for your help during my SOUR PATCH! You’re the best!
  • Dots: Your help was right on the DOT! Thanks so much!
  • Slim Jim Twin Pack – Daddy, we hope no one gives you any “BEEF” today at work!
  • Jolly Rancher: I better JOLLY-well say thanks!
  • Junior Mints – You are worth a “MINT”!
  • There are a millions REESES why I love you!
  • Do U-NO how much I miss you?!
  • Gumdrops: Just DROPping by to say thanks!
  • I am NUTRAGEOUS about you!
  • Kit Kat – We don’t ever want a break from you!
  • I like the way you ROLL! (Bag of tootsie rolls. Love the fruit kind too!)
  • I love you more than a 100 GRAND!
  • I really SKORed getting you!
  • Twix – Just be “TWIX” you and me, we love you!
  • Really missing my HOT TAMALE!
  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you 100 GRAND!
  • Sometimes I can be a real WHAT-CHA-MA-CALL-IT. I’m sorry!
  • I love that I can still ROLO-ver next to you each morning.
  • Gobstopper: Just STOPping by to say thanks! 
  • Milky Way – We think you are out of this world!
  • So lucky to have married a BIG HUNK like you!
  • We’re always here to help when you’re in a CRUNCH!
  • Peeps: Thank you! Of all the PEEPS, you’re my fav
  • Bit O’ Honey – You’re as sweet as honey.
  • Sugar Daddy: Thank you, SUGAR, you’re wonderful!