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Bug Puns

Absolutely hillarious Bug one-liners! Large collection of best Bug one-line jokes


I need some bug puns

  • Come on guys do be insectative to bugs
  • A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
  • What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? B (bee)
  • Two fleas are heading home after a hard day’s work. One says, “I think I’ll hop home. What about you?” The other flea replies, “No, I’m too tired. I think I’ll itch hike.”
  • What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it? Bugs Bunny.
  • Perfection in punning
  • Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
  • A. When he catches a fly!
  • Why are A’s like flowers? Because bee’s come after them!
  • What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A hoarse fly!
  • What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
  • Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were “ants”!
  • Seriously that bugs u!!!
  • Buzz off!
  • A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and
  • To bee or not to bee, that is the question. What is the ant, sir?
  • What did the dog say to the flea? Stop bugging me!
  • Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? Because it was a mothball.
  • I see what you did there.
  • That's beeyend comprehension!
  • What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant? French Flies.
  • I'm anti bug jokes
  • said, “Hey, what did you do that for?”
  • Wasp's the point of hating insect jokes?
  • This bugs me
  • When did the fly fly? When the spider spied her!
  • Talking about flying off the handle !!
  • A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
  • I spi-der good pun here
  • Un-beelievable
  • “Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
  • Do you know what really bugs me, insect puns
  • What is the strongest animal? A snail because it carries it’s home.
  • What’s worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.
  • Flea before it bites
  • Greg carter
  • What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch? The Flea Stooges!
  • Who comes to a picnic but is never invited? Ants.
  • Hahahaha. I just teared up :') liam beddow
  • Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afriad of the world wide web.
  • What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Ant-elopes!
  • On behalf of half a bee.
  • What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!
  • What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air? A centipede on its back!
  • What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump? A centipede with a wooden leg.
  • What do you call an under-cover bug? A spy-der 
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  • Come on that ant gonna fly round here you moth do better
  • When you're about to kill an insect, the bug spray for their lives.