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Bread Puns

Everyone loves a good old pun. puns for our bread pun


I love me some bread puns:

  • The little loaf of bread was fired from her job because she would always break down and rye on the job
  • The man would not quit his job at the bakery because he really kneaded the dough
  • During a game of hide-and-seek the little loaves were overheard yelling, “Bready of not, here I come”
  • The young lady decided to become a professional golf player because she realized she could earn her bread and putter
  • You're toast
  • That wide loaf has some serious bread-th
  • The Pilgrims used the May-Flour to bake their bread on the way to America
  • The mother and child baking bread together was consider a labor of loaf
  • That guy had to quit his job at the bakery because it left him with a loathe of bread
  • Everyone needs bread because loaf makes the world go round
  • When you place beef in between two slices of bread you have your own bull-only sandwich
  • You knead me in your loaf
  • Those secretive bakers only trade their recipes on a knead to know basis with each other
  • I don't want naan of that
  • Ciabatta stay away from me I don't want naan of that
  • I'm a wrapper, so I get dough
  • Hope you didn’t find these bread puns too crumby
  • A young slice of bread told her he could not help but to fall in loaf with her
  • Young billy decided to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office
  • The two slices of bread left the bakery and decided to grow mold together
  • In order to cut four loaves of bread at the same time the baker purchased a four-loaf cleaver
  • The little bag of flour was being punished so his mother sent him to bread early
  • The two loaves of bread stared through the delivery room window at their new bun-dle of joy
  • The young loaf of bread was fired from his job because he was always just loafing around
  • The cheap bread baker paid his employees based on a flourly rate
  • Butter kept talking to the bread because he felt he was on a roll
  • The kids in school decided to throw flour and bread so they could rise to the occasion
  • When I tried to take a picture of my bread it came out a little grainy
  • The reason that the slice of bread left her boyfriend was because she felt that he was too kneedy
  • Hippies from the 70’s loved going to Grateful Bread concerts and get toasted
  • The main purpose of the bread truck was to haul buns
  • The bag of flour was confused because he thought he saw his friend the loaf of bread yeast-erday
  • The one bread said to the other, don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter
  • A new bakery in town was doing exceptionally well and business is considered to be on the rise
  • Bread made into buns are very relaxed because they tend to just roll with it
  • That sour dough bread really rose to the occasion today
  • Whole-y grain, you bread my mind!
  • Scone be a lot of fun Wheat love for you to join us
  • The bread didn’t think he was going to keep his job much longer because he was feeling a little crusty
  • Mother bread said to her slice that you are the apple of my rye
  • The sign on the bakery window had everyone talking, it said I knead dough to live!
  • The diet clinic was doing exceptional business because it would take your breadth away
  • The bread baker won over the girl because he kept giving her flour
  • The bag of flour told the loaf of bread, didn’t I see you yeast-erday?
  • Even though the manager at the bread store told the baker to stop loafing around, he said that was his job
  • The best thing about bread puns is they never get stale
  • Challah if you see me in the streets
  • The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because she was black-toast intolerant
  • Biscuit's the yeast I could do
  • The baker had this incredible knead to make bread
  • When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e-loafed
  • That aging piece of bread had to retire from playing football because his career was toast
  • Baguette ready to lose
  • The bread baker knew that his wife was still made at him, so on the way home he picked her up some flours
  • Mother bread told all her kids they better get to sleep because it was way past their bread time
  • I had a good bread pun but it seems to have gone a rye
  • These bread puns are always funny because they never seem to get mold
  • Before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you
  • The man who worked at the bakery was considered to be the breadwinner of the family
  • Even though he was warned, the baker continued to put too much flour in the bread simply because he was a gluten for punishment
  • Bread does not like warm weather because they feel that things get a little toasty as result
  • The easiest way to get a raise at the bread factory is to butter up the boss
  • If your going to make dog bread, be sure to use collie flour
  • Old bread bakers never die, they just keep on making the dough
  • That young energetic chef was bready for the bake-off
  • The baker was in a serious panic because he found himself in a loaf or death situation
  • Those two slices of bread knew they were toast when they saw the peanut butter and jelly show up for lunch
  • A local bakery went out of business after only a few months because the owner charged a lot of dough for his bread
  • Crust me, I'm on a roll