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Bowling Puns

Absolutely hillarious bowling one-liners! Large collection of best bowling one-line jokes


I need some bowling puns

  • No splits too wide if you got the balls.
  • Mind over matter……because in our mind, you don’t matter.
  • Let the pins fall where they may.
  • Split happens.
  • Knocking them down, one pin at a time.
  • My favorite sport is bowling because I always strike out with the girls.
  • Bowling- You can get 3 strikes, and you’re not out.
  • Some call them opponents, I call them victims.
  • I’m on a Drinking Team (with a bowling problem!).
  • Your mom called. You left your game at home.
  • Gutter Ball Gurus.
  • 12 strikes and you’re perfect.
  • I’m right up your alley.
  • When you hear them say STRIKE, you can go take a hike!
  • What happens at the bowling alley, stays at the bowling alley.
  • I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun but I thought I'd spare you.
  • Clean Sweeps.
  • After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.
  • Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
  • Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses.
  • If you don’t get a strike…Spare Me!
  • It’s not how you bowl, its how you roll.
  • When I go bowling, the bowl always ends up in the gutter.That's just how I roll.
  • Leave no Pin Standing.
  • KingPin.
  • Bowlers do it in alleys.
  • Spiffy Spares.
  • Bowling Babes.
  • I’m so good your mom cheers for me.
  • To play against me you gotta have guts. To play against my team you gotta be nuts.
  • I've left my bowling balls at home. Have you got any to spare?
  • Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
  • Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.
  • Ten pin alley.
  • I hope you like animals, cause I’m a beast.
  • Bowlers: Keep your minds out of the Gutter.
  • Old bowlers don't die they just end up in the gutter.
  • Professional bowler: Don’t try this at home.
  • Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
  • That’s how I roll.
  • Why do bowlers make bad employeesBecause they're always going on strike.
  • Do bowlers always have time to spare?
  • There’s plenty of room at the top but no room to lie down.
  • Why should bowling alleys be quietSo you can hear a pin drop.
  • Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a beeMuhammad Alley.
  • Spare me.
  • A true man of character knows his limitations – but doesn’t accept them.
  • Strike it up with the gang.
  • Bowling: That’s how I roll.
  • Bowling to perfection.
  • Pinhead Pride.
  • Striking to perfection.
  • No Smoking – Just a Lucky Strike!
  • If you knock down all the pins, please spare me the details.
  • Bowlers always have time to spare.
  • I went bowling with an army general the other day. He started bowling before I'd even entered his name on the scoreboard - he launched a pre-emptive strike.
  • I like bowling.It's right up my alley.
  • I wanted to go bowling but the pins were on strike.
  • There’s not a moment to Spare!
  • Cleaning up the Strikes.
  • I hear the bowling thunder.
  • Play like you’re in first, train like you’re in second.
  • Never a good time to clean the gutters.
  • Guts or gutters?…..guts.
  • Call us butter cause we on a roll.
  • Bowling is right up my alley.
  • What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.
  • Eat. Sleep. Bowl.
  • Let’s knock em down.
  • My bowling team rocks!
  • It’s not bragging if you can back it up!
  • Bowling is fun in your SPARE time.
  • Its about playing catch & throwing strikes.
  • Shut up and bowl.
  • Gotta bowl.
  • We don’t remember days…we remember moments.
  • What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in commonThey both want a turkey.
  • I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin.
  • Bowling: All the cool kids are doing it.
  • The difference between Ordinary and Extraordinary is that little Extra.