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Beer Puns

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  • Me, My Spelt, and Rye
  • For Those About to Bock
  • Stop, Hop and Roll
  • It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Beer
  • at yeast no one was injured
  • Boom Shakalager
  • Hoppy Seconds
  • Groundskeeper Spilly
  • Citra Ass Down!
  • Hoptical Illusion
  • It's not his fault. He had car problems.
  • Bud, you must really be a Hamm to wreck a beer party. Real Lowenbrau
  • You Will Fail Ale
  • Goser the Gosarian
  • Hopportunity Knocks
  • Java the Hop
  • Men in Bock
  • You think alcohol may have been involved? Of Coors.
  • It sounds like a banged up car is the yeast of his problems.
  • Bath & Body Worts
  • Well, someone was injured, but just barley.
  • To Beer or Not to Beer
  • Imperial stout trooper
  • Hoppy Seconds
  • ... and it's been smooth aleing ever since
  • This kind of thing only happens once in a Blue Moon, but I sure hope no Yuenglings were around to witness such poor a role Modelo. The question is, did the guy need Dos Equis to get home?
  • Just the TIPA
  • Luckily, he's no lager a threat
  • Hop A Loogie
  • Hoptimus Prime
  • Wet Hop American Summer
  • IBUsive
  • Cure what ales you
  • Hopstitute
  • Grand Old Hoprey
  • I hear that this charge carriers a Hefe fine.
  • There Will Be Black (I DRINK IT UP)
  • Hop-along Cask-ity
  • Ales well that ends well.
  • Yippie Rye Aye
  • Tricerahops
  • The crowd was prolly hopping mad.
  • No one killed, for what it's wort.
  • Genghis Pecan
  • Hop, Skip, and a Jump?
  • Maybe he'll weizen up.
  • Alphaphylactic Hop
  • Spruce Willis
  • Hopominable Snowman
  • First he developed a Fat Tire, and then his engine started spraying out Anchor Steam, fogging up his windshield. If he wasn't such an Arrogant Bastard, he would have called a garage for repairs.
  • Hell Or High Watermelon
  • Pandora’s Bock
  • Mama’s Little Yella Pils
  • Black Hops
  • It burns when IPA.
  • Ferment it's worth, the poor guys probably an alcoholic.
  • What was going through his head?
  • Hoptimistic Thought
  • Hopposits Attract
  • 1-point-21 gigahops
  • Dry Humpkin
  • Apocalypse Cow
  • yeh the fine can be quite stout
  • Hopportunity Knocks
  • He just did it for shlitz and giggles.