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Beach Puns

beach puns for the summer: avoid pier pressure tis the sea-sun don't get tide down


Since there wasn't one readily available that I could find, I decided to make a list of ocean puns, underwater puns, fish puns

  • I don’t want to debait you.
  • A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
  • Water you thinking about?
  • We’ve got one opportunaty, let’s make it count
  • Should we swim oar keep sunbaking?.
  • He laid zeige to the king’s empire.
  • Nofin is better than swimming with dolphins.
  • What capsize do you wear?
  • Isn’t the weather just krilliant today? Krill are small shrimplike plankton.
  • Sand him over here.
  • I’m getting really moored with this list.
  • After a check of her computer, I soon found harpoon folder.
  • Did you catch that?
  • What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels
  • Not tonight dear, I’ve got a haddock.
  • Can’t you see the anchor in my eyes?
  • Could you be a little more Pacific?
  • I wonder what channel she works for.
  • I’d like to tackle that box.
  • I’m feeling really tanked.
  • Want to go out? Maybe to a picture shoal?
  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck
  • Look out, he’s a card shark.
  • Cuttling you is nice :)
  • My barracuda’s in the shop, having the seals replaced. My stingray, too.
  • I was staring down the barreleye of his rifle.
  • What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
  • Salmon Diane from Cheers aren’t a very good match.
  • I just kicked back a shot of Burbot.
  • Your honour, I plead not gillty
  • Just a dab should be enough.
  • Have some humanatee
  • Water you doing tomorrow?
  • Will salmon please help me?
  • I’ve got nofin left to give!
  • I had to prawn all my stuff to pay for college.
  • Her beauty will surely en-transom.
  • Cod is very cruel in the Old Testament
  • I got prawned a pro last night.
  • He caught me with a left hook.
  • He’s just fishing for compliments.
  • There’s an angler watching over me.
  • Our property has been stream-lined.
  • Did I say that? I’m such a slipmouth.
  • Hey swimmer down, there’s no need to turn this into a fight.
  • What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved
  • There was a strange gill sitting on the beach today.
  • Are you shore?
  • Stop being so shellfish!
  • I can’t even tuna piano -__-
  • I didn’t do it on porpoise!
  • My favorite band is Lenok Skynyrd.
  • Where is your gillfriend, today?
  • I put a dollar in the bin for Jerry’s Squids.
  • What? Oh, I’m saury.
  • Well you’re a little lake to be starting now.
  • Man that guy just got whaled on.
  • He salmoned a spirit from the underworld.
  • Don’t worry, school, she’ll be back soon.
  • He took the bait!
  • We were packed like sardines!*
  • Watery going to do?
  • He sure is a pretty buoy, isn’t he?
  • Water you doing out so late tonight?
  • Galley-ho!
  • Would it hurt you to eelpout once in a while?
  • I’m fin to get busy.
  • That’s the Sign of Aquarium.
  • Must’ve been a fluke.
  • Ahhhhhh-baloney!
  • That place is a real dive.
  • I don’t quite sea it.
  • Goby with your friends! See if I care!
  • The sturgeon entered the OR early.
  • What year class did you graduate?
  • There’s no need to get so steamed.
  • Scup, man?
  • Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
  • We’re lucky that cod is made up!
  • What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill
  • It sands shivers down my spine!
  • These puns seem rather hoki, if you ask me.
  • If only we could have some humanatee in our treatment of sea animals
  • I left the pot swimmering and now my vegetable curry is burnt!
  • You really hooked them in!
  • The situation was quite tenius.
  • The giant really wharfed the surround village.
  • He is hard of herring.
  • I need to see man a-boat a dogfish.
  • Please salmon the duke, I have an urgent message!
  • Krilling sentient creatures is often morally wrong
  • I’ve been dying to trout my new printer.
  • Sounds like you’re a bit tongue-tide.
  • I heard New York did away with Big Gulpers.
  • She left me in her wake, to float and sputter.
  • Let’s go oar we’ll be late!
  • Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise
  • After finishing we should have a shellebration.
  • Give that woman a kid, and she’d codlet all day.
  • Luck is often combination of preparation and opportunaty
  • She hunkrilly ate the sweet potato slices.
  • You should have smelt what she was cooking back there.
  • These puns are really crappie.
  • I’ve been delta bad hand.
  • Stop being so shellfish. See the next item for a generalisation of this pun.
  • I didn’t do it on porpoise!
  • Astern attitude doesn’t befit you.
  • That was quite the snapper comeback.
  • I’m barely keeping my head above water.
  • He always gets moray than me.
  • He made a good sea pun at the start, but then floundered for the rest of his speech.
  • I think we need to scale back our efforts.
  • I’ve haddock enough.
  • I’ve been longfin for some nice company.
  • I’m surprised you know of such current affairs.
  • The monster roared ankrilly
  • I’m going to have to conchfishcate your pun licence for that one.
  • She sure gave you a shiner.
  • Why? Oh, for the halibut.
  • Don’t give me that line.
  • Kelly Ripple just can’t seem to find the right co-host.
  • Here, take a whiff.
  • I just bought a krillogram of tofu.
  • Let’s not make anemones of each other!.
  • Tang nabbit!
  • Yes, I’m shingle.
  • Gil’s the name.
  • The man’s got sole!
  • This discussion is absolutely outraygeous!
  • Trolling motors: engage!
  • What is the porpoise of this? 
  • She’s suing him for zander.
  • You think? I sure am jella about how long this list of puns is!
  • I’m feeling a little barfish the quality of these puns!
  • The movie was quite triggering.
  • They’re my worst anemones
  • I can’t tell which are fans and which are just groupers.
  • I seem to have a creek in my neck.
  • I’ve got a funny eeling about this…
  • We’re just having a friendly debait.
  • I’m eeling bad about the state of this conversation
  • It a-piers you have no earthly idea.
  • I know water problem is.
  • I even snook a taste from the big pot.
  • I’m glad to see you’re onboard.
  • I like my burgers rare, hold the grunion.
  • I wrote a really biting review.
  • She really tugs on my fly.
  • What a load of carp!
  • School, don’t worry about it
  • I’d rudder vote my conscience, to be honest.
  • The judge said he will receive a second herring on Tuesday.
  • This is a reely good pun
  • That’s a hull of a boat you have there.
  • The old, stark beach house of bereefed of colour.
  • You just stay perched right there.
  • She shore is strong!
  • Salmon’s at the door
  • Why? Just for the halibut!. Halibut is a marine flatfish.
  • Gar blimey!
  • I planed some flounders in the garden.
  • Don’t play koi with me.
  • I just down a whole pint of bitterling.
  • You just got schooled!
  • Tarn it!
  • Water you think about this?
  • She’s angling for a raise.
  • Ouch, that looks like reel painful.
  • There’s somefin about the way he walks
  • I’m having a reely good day at the beach!
  • I think the waiter sprat in your soup.
  • Pickerel I’ll pick her for ya!
  • Is that a shark, or somefin else?
  • And the archangel Mackerel said to Satan..
  • You sure are crabby tonight!
  • She’s just a stream of emotions.
  • Do you know water mother thinks about this?
  • Watery doing today, friends?
  • Those jeans make her aft look great!
  • Get aweigh from me!
  • I’m eeling over with these puns!
  • Between the two, I’d say his speech out-bored me.
  • Care to go bowline later?