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Bad Puns

Everyone loves a good old bad pun. puns for our bad pun


See some bad puns:

  • I went to a seafood disco last week
  • My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
  • Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them..
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
  • What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison..
  • My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns. I should put a little more backbone into them..
  • Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft
  • A jumper cable walks into a bar
  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
  • A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
  • "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home
  • Two hydrogen atoms meet
  • Two fish swim into a concrete wall
  • Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication
  • Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
  • A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories
  • Two cannibals are eating a clown
  • These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married
  • A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident
  • A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road
  • Two cows are standing next to each other in a field
  • Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet
  • I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.
  • Two muffins are baking in an oven
  • Two termites walk into a bar
  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra
  • And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh
  • Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted
  • I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
  • What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
  • An invisible man marries an invisible woman
  • Simba was walking slow so i told him mufasa..
  • A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons