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Bacon Puns

Absolutely hillarious bacon one-liners! Large collection of best bacon one-line jokes


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  • Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
  • What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
  • Which Celebrity Smells The Best? Kevin Bacon
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
  • What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
  • Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
  • A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar. The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
  • Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
  • Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.
  • Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
  • What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
  • What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.
  • What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
  • Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?
  • What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
  • How do they get up there? In pigup trucks.
  • Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
  • Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
  • Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
  • Whats green and smells like bacon? A: Kermit the Frog's finger!
  • Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
  • Why Didn’t Anyone Want To Play Ball With The Pig? Because he always hogs the ball!