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  • What does an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • What has eight arms and an I. of 60? Four Buccaneers fans watching a football game.
  • What do the Buccaneers and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sunday.
  • What do the Buccaneers and the Post Office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays!
  • What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Mike Glennon told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • How do you know the Buccaneers had a 8-8 record this year? 8 arrests and 8 convictions.
  • How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • What did the Buccaneers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
  • What do you call a buccaneer? A good price for corn.
  • What do you call a Tampa Bay Buccaneer in the Super Bowl? A referee.
  • What is a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat the Falcons!"
  • What's the difference between Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team? Because then Tampa Bay would want one.
  • How do you know the Florida State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Tampa Bay. For the first offense, they give you two Buccaneers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • What is a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat New Orleans."
  • How do you casterate an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • How do you stop an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan from beating his wife? Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
  • What should you do if you find three Tampa Bay Buccaneers football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • What is the difference between a Buccaneers fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • Why do Buccaneers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Jameis Winston told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • What do you call a beautiful girl in Tampa Bay? A tourist.
  • If you have a car containing a Buccaneers wide receiver, a Buccaneers linebacker, and a Buccaneers defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers & the Taliban? The Taliban has a running game!
  • Why is Vincent Jackson like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • How do you know the Florida State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Tampa Bay? For the first offense, they give you two Buccaneers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • Why are Tampa Bay Buccaneers jokes getting dumber and dumber?? Because Buccaneers fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • How many Buccaneers fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in the Saints shadow!
  • Why do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
  • How do you keep a Buccaneers fan from masterbating? You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!
  • What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • How many Buccaneers fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in Atlanta's shadow!
  • How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • How do the Buccaneers count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
  • How do you keep an Tampa Bay Buccaneers out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
  • Want to hear a Buccaneers joke? Vincent Jackson!
  • How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • Why are so many Tampa Bay Buccaneers players claiming they have the Swine Flu? So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
  • What does a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple Tampa Bay Buccaneers games.
  • Why do ducks fly over Raymond James stadium upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • What's the difference between an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • How are the Buccaneers like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • How are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • What is the new Buccaneers official cologne creating a lot of buzz? You wear it and the other guy scores.
  • How do the Buccaneers spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
  • What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • How many Buccaneers fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in New Orleans shadow!
  • Did you hear that Tampa Bay's football team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • Where do you go in Tampa Bay in case of a tornado? Raymond James Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
  • What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
  • What's the difference between Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan? The bucket.
  • How do you stop an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan from beating his wife? Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold.
  • What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • Why can't Jameis Winston use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
  • How do you keep a Buccaneers fan from masterbating? You paint his dick New Orleans black and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!