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  • What's the difference between the St Louis Rams & the Taliban? The Taliban has a running game!
  • Why can't Sam Bradford use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Sam Bradford told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • What do the Rams and the Post Office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays!
  • What is the new Rams official cologne creating a lot of buzz? You wear it and the other guy scores.
  • What do you call a beautiful girl in Los Angeles? A tourist.
  • What is the difference between a Rams fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • How are the Rams like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • How do you keep the Los Angeles Rams out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
  • How do you casterate an St Louis Rams fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • If you have a car containing a Rams wide receiver, a Rams linebacker, and a Rams defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • Why can't Jared Goff use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
  • Why is Jared Goff like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • Want to hear a Rams joke? Jared Goff!
  • Why do the Los Angeles Rams want to change their name to the Los Angeles Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
  • How do the St Louis Rams spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • How many Rams fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in San Francisco's shadow!
  • What did the Rams fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Los Angeles Rams fan? The bucket.
  • How do the Rams spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • How many Rams fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in San Francisco's shadow!
  • How do you know the Missouri State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Los Angeles? For the first offense, they give you two Rams tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • Why do Los Angeles Rams fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • Why does President Obama want to send Rams QB Marc Bulger to Venezuela? The CIA are convinced Marc is the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.
  • How do you know the Missouri State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into St Louis. For the first offense, they give you two St Louis Rams tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • Where do you go in St Louis in case of a tornado? Edward Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there!
  • What do the St Louis Rams and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sunday.
  • Why did Sam Bradford cross the road? To get to the hospital on the other side!
  • How do you know the Rams had a 8-8 record this year? 8 arrests and 8 convictions.
  • How many Los Angeles Rams fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • Why does President Obama want to send Rams QB Marc Bulger to Venezuela? The CIA are convinced Marc is the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.
  • Did you hear that St Louis's football team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • Why are so many St Louis Rams players claiming they have the Swine Flu? So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
  • Did you hear about the joke that Nick Foles told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Los Angeles Rams.
  • How many St Louis Rams does it take to win a Super Bowl? Only one, Kurt Warner, and he's retired.
  • How many Los Angeles Rams players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • What is a Los Angeles Rams fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat the 49ers!"
  • What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Rams football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • What do you call a St Louis Ram in the Super Bowl? A referee.
  • How do you stop an St Louis Rams fan from beating his wife? Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
  • How did the Los Angeles Rams fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • Why do ducks fly over L.A. Memorial Coliseum upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • What do the Los Angeles Rams and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • Why are St Louis Rams jokes getting dumber and dumber?? Because Rams fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team? Because then St Louis would want one.
  • How do you keep a Rams fan from masterbating? You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!
  • How do you keep a Rams fan from masterbating? You paint his dick 49ers Red and Gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
  • Did you hear that St Louis's football team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • Why do NFL teams get excited about playing the Rams? It's like having an extra bye week.
  • What does a St Louis Rams fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • What was Sam Bradfords's latest injury in a St Louis Rams uniform? A torn labia!
  • What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple St Louis Rams games.
  • What's the difference between the Rams and cigarettes? Russell Wilson doesn't smoke cigarettes
  • How are the Los Angeles Rams like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • What is a St Louis Rams fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Arizona."
  • How did the St Louis Rams fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What's the difference between the Los Angeles Rams and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
  • How many Los Angeles Rams does it take to win a Super Bowl? Only one, Kurt Warner, and he's retired.
  • What's the difference between an Los Angeles Rams fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • What's the difference between the Los Angeles Rams and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • How do you stop an Los Angeles Rams fan from beating his wife? Dress her in 49ers Red and Gold.
  • What's the difference between Los Angeles Rams fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • What do the St Louis Rams and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
  • What's the difference between Los Angeles Rams fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? Four Rams fans watching a football game.
  • What do the Los Angeles Rams and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".