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  • What is a Jacksonville Jaguars fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Indianapolis!"
  • Q: How do the Jaguars count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
  • Why do ducks fly over EverBank Field upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
  • Did you hear that Jacksonville's football team doesn't have a website? They can't string three "Ws" together.
  • What do you call a beautiful girl in Jacksonville? A tourist.
  • What did the Jaguars fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
  • How do you stop an Jacksonville Jaguars fan from beating his wife? Dress her in a Colts jersey.
  • What's the difference between Jacksonville Jaguars fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
  • Why do NFL teams get excited about playing the Jaguars? It's like having an extra bye week.
  • Why do Jacksonville Jaguars fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
  • How do you keep a Jaguars fan from masterbating? You paint his dick Colts blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Jacksonville Jaguars.
  • How do you know the Florida Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Jacksonville? For the first offense, they give you two Jaguars tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • Why is Blake Bortles like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • What is a Jacksonville Jaguars fan's favorite whine? "We can't beat Indianapolis."
  • What happened when Jaguars WR Matt Jones was found in Arkansas with cocaine? Matt was charged with Possession of "Fancy Meth"
  • What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  • What do the Jaguars and the Post Office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays!
  • How did the Jacksonville Jaguars fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
  • What's the difference between the Jaguars and cigarettes? Andrew Luck doesn't smoke cigarettes
  • Why are Jacksonville Jaguars jokes getting dumber and dumber?? Because Jaguars fans have started to make them up themselves.
  • How do you stop a Jacksonville Jaguars fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Indianapolis Blue and White!
  • What is the difference between a Jaguars fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  • Want to hear a Jaguars joke? Chris Ivory!
  • Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team? Because then Jacksonville would want one.
  • What do you call an Jacksonville Jaguar in the Super Bowl? A referee.
  • Why are so many Jacksonville Jaguars players claiming they have the Swine Flu? So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
  • How do you know the Jaguars had a 8-8 record this year? 8 arrests and 8 convictions.
  • What does an Jacksonville Jaguars fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  • What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Jacksonville Jaguars.
  • How many Jacksonville Jaguars fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
  • What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple Jacksonville Jaguars games.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Chad Henne told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • How do you know the Jacksonville Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Jacksonville. For the first offense, they give you two Jaguars tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
  • What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
  • How many Jacksonville Jaguars does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
  • How do you keep an Jacksonville Jaguars out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
  • How are the Jacksonville Jaguars like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • How did the Jacksonville Jaguars fan die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • Why can't Blake Bortles use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
  • What's the best part about dating a Jaguars fan? She won't be asking for a ring!
  • What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars & the Taliban? The Taliban has a running game!
  • How many Jacksonville Jaguars does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out!
  • Why does President Obama want to send Jaguars QB Chad Henne to Syria? The CIA are convinced Chad is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.
  • How many Jaguars fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in the Colts shadow!
  • Why is Blaine Gabbert like a grizzly bear? Every fall he goes into hibernation.
  • What's the difference between an Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
  • How many Jaguars fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they are happy living in Houstons shadow!
  • What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado? Everbank Field they never get a touchdown there!
  • How do you keep a Jaguars fan from masterbating? You paint his dick Colts blue and white and he won't beat it for years!
  • How do you casterate an Jacksonville Jaguars fan? Kick his sister in the mouth
  • What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? Four Jaguars fans watching a football game.
  • What is the new Jaguars official cologne creating a lot of buzz? You wear it and the other guy scores.
  • How are the Jaguars like my neighbors? They can't pick up a single yard!
  • What do the Jaguars and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sunday.
  • Did you hear about the blonde burglar? He broke into the Jacksonville Jaguars' trophy room.
  • If you have a car containing a Jaguars wide receiver, a Jaguars linebacker, and a Jaguars defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop.
  • What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars with a Super Bowl ring? A thief.
  • Why do the Jacksonville Jaguars want to change their name to the Jacksonville Tampons? Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
  • What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Jacksonville Jaguars fan? The bucket.
  • Did you hear about the joke that Blake Bortles told his receivers? It went over their heads.
  • What should you do if you find three Jacksonville Jaguars football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
  • How do the Jaguars spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights
  • What does a Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  • What's the difference between Jacksonville Jaguars fans and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.