Replies to “What’s up?” or “How are you?"
Common replies to “What’s up?” or “How are you?”
Hanging in there
Keeping it real
Same ole same ole
Good to see ya
How you doing? good good
I’m good (always say this to my therapist and then proceed to tell her all the crap)
(to what’s up) the sky
Uncommon replies to “What’s up?” or “How are you?”
I have cramps
I’m sweating a lot right now
I just learned my dad cheated on my mom for 15 years
I have to get my teeth cleaned
Who are you?
I realized I’ve got a camel toe
I think I forgot my deodorant this morning
My pants feel tight today
I’m regretting that Mexican I had last night, that’s for sure!
I caught my husband wearing my makeup and clothing when I came home early last night
The crotch in my tights is nearly to my knees
My toes hurt when I wear shoes because I haven’t clipped my toe nails in months
I discovered dog food isn’t so bad when you’re hungry
I’m excited about a family get together at Denny’s tonight. Everyone’s flying in!
I’m wondering if you can smell the garlic bread I had last night
Stay out of the bathroom on this floor unless you want to smell my wife’s horrible shepherd’s pie.
My father-in-law hit on me last night.