Top 10 Things Heard at the 2005 Mullet Banquet

1) I want Lana's shoes (Ed)
2) Jaimii, what time did we get home (Roman)? We didn't go home together (Jaimii)
3) Is that Ashton Kutcher taking our money at the door (Sandy)?
4) Is that Gilligan dancing with the salad? Yes, he tossed his salad.
5) Do you like my sweaty body (Gilli)?
6) I got so drunk I lost my pants. (Scott)
7) I got so drunk I lost my wife beater shirt. (Z)
8) I got so drunk I lost my Vasoline Lip Therapy. (Brice)
9) I got so drunk I lost her phone number. (Chewy)
10) I got so drunk I lost my virginity. (Roman)