Premier League Fantasy Names

 

• Oh it Doesn’t Mata
• Kevin Costa
• Ings the Merciless
• Dances With Wolves


• Dynamo Chicken Kiev
• Nottingmymums Forest
• Brian Munich
• The Big Lewandowski
• Sweaty-co Madrid
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Olympique Mayonnaise
• Wanyama's in Pyjamas
• You can’t handle the Huth
• Real Sociable
• ABCDE FC
• Aston Villareal Madrid
• Ivory Toast
• Sons of Pitches
• PhantomOfTheChopra
• Victorious Secret


• Rodallega Bombs
• Same Difference
• Making Emile Of It
• Leave my arse-elona!
• Only Kruls & Horses
• Norfolk & Chance
• My Little Bony
• ACalittleSilhouetteofMilan
• Juan Flo Evra the Cocus Nesta
• Vatican City FC
• Team Bring It - no, just no
• Le Saux Solid Crew
• AC Me Rollin’
• Thomas Müller Corner
• Inter yer Gran
• Flying Without Ings
• Diaby Does Gallas
• The Tortoise and De Gea!
• Expected Toulouse
• Crystal Phallus
• My little Kone
• We are Leeds
• Baines on Toast
• Me, my Delph & I


• Hakuna Juan Mata
• Santi’s little helper
• Rapid Viagra
• Wanyama in Pyjamas
• St. Pio
• Shane
• Escape From Alcaraz
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Borussia Teeth
• Absolutely Fabregas
• Alice in Hangeland
• I can’t believe it’s not Buttner
• Krul Runnings
• It’s All Gone Shane Long


• Dembele Galaxy
• YNWA
• MirrorSignalMalouda
• Obi 1 Kenobi 0
• Call Of Guti
• Raging Kaboul
• 50 Shades of O’Shea
• Pub-Standard Liege
• Cameroon Diaz
• Lallana's in Pyjamas
• Colonel Getafe
• FC Twente Bensons
• Bacuna Matata
• Ajax Treesdown
• Crouch Potato
• The Big Blaszczykowski’s
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
• Borussia Yo Teeth


• Geriatricos
• Cheeky Milandos
• The Solano’s
• Pathetico Madrid
• Shakhtar the heart (and you’re to blame)
• Dislexic United
• Irish Bhoys FC
• Father Ted Over 70s
• Champs
• Murder on Zidane's Floor
• KloppGoestheWeasel
• Cry me a River Plate
• Inter yersister
• Murder On Zidane’s Floor
• Purple Reina
• Delph = Muppet - simple
• Who Ate All Depay
• How I Met Your Mata
• Haven’t got a Kalou
• The Fashion Pulis
• Marco Egg Fried Reus


• Lads on Toure
• Giroud LettheDogsOut
• Real Sosobad
• Who ate all Depay's?
• 2 goals 1 cup
• Downing Syndrome
• Michael Barrymore’s Swimming Club
• Genoa-cide
• Mein Bergkampf.
• Jellytasaray
• Pleased to Michu
• Dirty Alexis Sanchez
• Tea and Busquets
• Ajax Trees Down
• Schindlers Assist
• Jurgen’s Binman
• Dyslexia Untied
• Ayew Talking To Me?
• I haven’t a Kalou
• Tog Out Anyway
• Rapid Vienetta


• Multiple Scorgasms
• Benteketaka
• Ji Sung Park the bus
• Who ate all Depays
• MurderOnZidanesFloor 
• Ozil Gummidge
• This is Sparta Prague
• We Kane do it - Christ
• Teenage Ninja Skrtels
• Hit me Bebe one more time
• Fritzl’s basement jaxx
• Farcelona
• Things are getting Messi
• Neville Wears Prada
• Real Sociopath


• Chamakh My Pitch Up
• De Gea Bar
• TheythinkitsallOzil
• Lord of the Ings
• Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil
• Suck My Dickov
• Unbelievable Bentekkers
• The Vincent Company
• DannChoJuanmiBebe
• Dude, Where’s Micah?
• Fritzl Palace
• blink 1 eto’o
• Total Network Failure, Legover 96
• Bayer Neverkusen
• Grampus Eight my hamster
• Deportivo La CoRuinYa.
• FiorenTinaTurner
• Athletico Madras
• Real Bigtits
• Game of Throw-ins
• HurriKane Cabaye
• An Ecumenical Mata
• Tekkerslovakia
• Eye Of The Schweinsteiger
• Inter Row-Z
• Giggs and grown-ups love it so

 

2015 Fantasy Football Mock Draft - Funny Premier League Fantasy Names